That Moment...

TMW...

...the disorder you grew up with becomes a headline because a football player is diagnosed with it. Huh.

 

Sometimes it's the small things in life. TMW when I bought a cup of coffee from a street cart and they were having a happy hour with a coin toss. If you won the toss, free coffee, otherwise you paid for it. I won the toss! It was a cup of coffee for heaven's sake, but it felt like so much more.

 

TMW there are lots of lights and sirens next door.

 

That Moment When you’re grateful that writing forums such as this exists, so you can ask questions that would raise a lot of concerned eyebrows anywhere else on the net.

 

That moment when your childhood friend's mother, who you haven't seen in years, comes round with some sculptures she made for you.

 

TMW.... you have a dream where your Pharmacy manager is a criminal mastermind and you're his accomplice in a armored truck heist. Which was bloodless, since we use stun weapons, however there was a mole, who happens to be another pharmacy technician and we use the mole to to ditch a vechile while we moved everything else to another location. Escaping long before the police to could arrive.

And since we wore masks the mole couldn't identify us, everything was executed perfectly with precision.

And you think to yourself, yes, I can see my boss pulling this off! LOL.

 

TMW you discover something by chance, and it freaks you out somewhat, as it reminds you of someone...

Spoiler

@mashers

 

The things I could tell you about what would go in that book. You think you’re freaked out now?

 

that moment when you're walking behind a woman, and it feels like you're following her.

 

Happens alot with me. LOL

 

Don’t buy into the neo-feminist rhetoric. You’re not a sexual predator just because you’re a man. Unless you actually are following her, in which case maybe you are

 

TMW your friend has become a meme.

Like, not an actual meme, but she's acting like a meme of a humblebragging, Starbucks soy latte drinking, clean eating millennial. She's material for r/quityourbullshit and r/thathappened.

 

That moment...

 

"Oh no. Don't worry, I wasn't going to kidnap you."

 

Tell me your response wasn't, "FIRST".

 

Uncle George still spending most of his time shilling for rich Uncle Jeff B? I got bored of the blind redirects to Amazon and unfollowed him.

 

Wait... What? is this a relative or something else? But I see how it can get annoying, I unfollowed all my relatives on face book (They are still in my friend's list) because they kept posting stupid shit.

 

TMW... you go into an old thread you created, on another forum, and see the last post, and are tempted to reply but it was to long ago and I believe there are rules about resurrecting dead threads. which even if there weren't I wouldn't want this thread resurrected as it is. Might Convo this special individual or at least type out a post with all the responses I'd love to give this person and send it to myself. or something... LOL.

This special person's reply was special and deserves a special reply even if this special person doesn't get the reply... LOL.

 

LOL she does. What does she say??

 

TMW you're starving hungry...but you don't know what to eat-again!

Spoiler

This is compounded by my hypoglycemia induced neuroglycopenia. Fun times!

 

That’s terrifying. Burn it.