That Moment...

It is boogy time girl!!

 

That moment when you turn on your computer to pull up Pandora while you do your Sunday cleaning..... and end up on here

 

also, tmw you mount a mini blutooh speaker in your bathroom to listen to music while you shower..... and it falls off the wall in the middle of the night, scaring you half to death

 

The trick is to not breathe too heavily onto her neck while walking behind her.

 

TMW... you read off a list of names and can barely pronounce them... only thing is.. these names are in your WIP and you came up with them. LOL.

TMW... You see "Share your First three sentences" thread and are tempted to write a joke post, but don't now how much trouble you'd get in if you say post the first three sentences from Dune or Gone with the wind. LOL

ETA: Then you think about your own stories and something you could post from one of them. LOL.

 

I can pronounce all of my characters names, it is everyone else that has no clue how to do so.

 

Well, technically I can... I just need to remember what it was first. LOL.

 

Quick! Make turducken!

 

That moment your Anti-hero/mercenary secondary character gets a bad ass moment to not only show he has a heart but get to be an asshole in the process of doing so

ETA: also, that moment you write a duel scene that is cliched but you don't give to shits because you enjoyed writing it and then rereading it.

 

TMW one of your Facebook friends asks if you’re gay because you give off the vibe and are not bothered by it. oO

Dude, it’s becausd I’m a compassionate person, not a raging homophobe. If you want to love someone your own gender, do it — so long as that person consents and loves you back, do it.

Granted if I saw a ripped guy on the street baring it all for the world to see, I’ll look but that don’t mean I wanna fuck him.

 

Nothing wrong with appreciating the attractiveness of people regardless of gender and sexuality.

 

TMW you discover that you won't be able to send a yummy beverage by post.

 

I have a back up plan to the problem, but I need to find it first.

 

You reminded me of a very pretty woman I saw on my way home today. She looked at me in such a way...

 

TMW you're in the garden at night and two yellow eyes stare out at you from a bush. They then rise up and approach you at above head height. Your heart races until you realise they're a pair of fireflies.

 

But then you see strange stalks holding them up, and realize it's two deadly Angler Landfish! You try to run, but before you can slam the door in their face, one of them takes a large chunk out of your left calf. You narrowly escape with your life, but your leg wound will never let you forget that fateful night...

 

TMW you realize at checkin that you bought fifty pounds of souvenirs..

Not £50, 50#.

23 kilograms...

Lots o' sauces and liquids...

 

And the airline is wringing its proverbial hands in glee at the excess luggage charge they are about to sting you with. Bend over, here it comes!

 

Nope, transpacific international is two free bags up to 50lbs each. Skinned in just under that by hiding the last sack of Skittles in my underwear and telling the patdown agent it was

Spoiler: Moderately NSFW

elephantiasis of the testicles and scrotal calcinosis cutis.

Just noticed she slipped her number in my pocket during the patdown. Oh well, everyone's got a fetish I guess...

 

That's not her number, it's a number for a specialist in surgical gender realignment. She's just concerned, that's all.

 

TMW you are listening to a vid about the Crusades and and here the phrase:
"Crusades 2 Muslim Boogaloo."
And think it sounds much more fun than it actually was.

 

A miniature ICBM or an extreme range mortar?