That Moment...

TMW you realize that your chapter taking place in a chapel is quickly devolving to the standard ‘evil, quasi-pedo priest’ tripe.

Good lord, really? Why don’t I just go ahead and make a villain with a handlebar mustache, who does the evil laugh and strokes an albino kitty?

 

+5 Evil bonus.

 

Surely you meant to post this one?

 

TMW you lose roughly 96 mins of your life to a messed up crappy film...and you can't get it back!

 

TMW... you want to know the movie, and how we can rip into it so that flawed can feel better about wasting 96 Minutes on it

As long as we can find humor in mocking the movie, it'll never be a waste of time!! Just think Mystery Science Theater 3000

 

It's called Birth and it starred Nicole Kidman. There's so many things wrong with it, it's hard to know where to start.

 

Yes well I spent just over 5.5 hrs watching The Dark Knight, and The Dark Knight Rises yesterday.
So time well spent.

 

TMW you can hear a certain song in your head, and so you have to play it on YT.

 

TMW...

...you boss texts you to see if you can close tonight.

[Uh, no. I cannot. I just worked seven days in a row in order to get this weekend off.]

 

Yep, that's him. Loved that show! R.I.P. Huell!

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TMW you realize the serving of pizza you've nearly finished is covered with tiny bits of finely chopped mushrooms...which you're allergic to. Not ER-trip allergic, but enough to make it feel like a little man is in my stomach with a sledgehammer.

 

Ouchy - not good.

 

Yeah, they were nearly flavorless, so they blended in with the diced eggplant. I've cushioned it with a big glass of water and some ice cream, which is actually helping. 'cause ice cream is medicinal, right?

 

That moment you discover that your mother gave an expensive Bluetooth speaker that was meant for her... to a child, albeit my Nephew her Grandson (Obviously) . But still, even if he is fine, is one sibling is an autistic who breaks fucking everything.

 

Of course it's medicinal. That's why they let kids have it after a Tonsillectomy. Plus, it's got milk in, which is good for the stomach*.

*As long as you're not allergic to milk.

 

Ow! Yuck! How awful for you.

 

"Chocolate is a brown food, and shall therefore not be included in calorie counting."

 

Australian Brush Turkey-Alectura Lathami.

ETA: No, I am not a smarty pants know-it-all when it comes to birds (although I am interested in them). I googled it.

 

Ah yes. Calorie counting colour blindness.

 

TMW you take a guest out to lunch at an outdoor restaurant an hour's drive away so they can admire the view, only to discover that the entire area is blanketed in haze and the restaurant is closed because the wind is rearranging their furniture.

 

TMW the Deaf and Hard of Hearing Facebook group you’re on explodes with political posts asking why Trump hates the disabled, and one poster asking if he plans to murder them.

 

TFMW.... You finish a book, typing in the worlds "The End..." and just... just.. .that Fucking moment... when you are done (for now, aside from revisions, betas, etc. ) but... damn.

 

... when you realise that the majority
of people that don't like you
lately are the demented fans
of a bad horror story...

 

? Go on!