That Moment...

Hello and welcome to the top 10 ways to get stabbed.

 

Some would consider that a complete success. Depends on your intention.

 

Just how would that be considered a success....?

 

TMW... you get drunk for the first time in your life. well, mildly drunk at least. . It's good to know I am a happy-goofy drunk, erh.. mildly drunk.
sleepy too.

 

Yep, it does that.

 

Hang out with animals.

 

Yes, that's what collecting a bunch of cats and/or dogs is for.

 

If your aim is to disrupt and troll the conversation, then it is a rip roaring success! On the other hand, ....

 

That moment when you buy the smallest bottle of milk because you're sensible and you don't want it going off like the last one, and then buy a one litre bottle of chocolate milk.

Edit: And then drink it all in one sitting. (It says "five servings" on the side.)

 

I've been there before.

 

University is just one big TMW.

 

As long as you're keeping it to a string of TMWs and it's not all FMLs, you're doing well.

 

TMW... your creativity returns, and then your true strangeness emerges and runs amok.
Blessed be

 

That moment when you crush your little toe against the corner of a piece of furniture..... I swear nature/god(s)/aliens put the little toe there just as a form of dark humour. I can imagine god sitting there in his cloudy throne room maniacally laughing to himself: “ I will put a little toe here, and make it incredibly painful when you hit it. And just for good measure, I will also make it really easy to do so!!!! Mwahahahahaha”

 

That moment when you're writing your spooky entry for the short story contest that you'll never finish in time and your knife slides down the plate in your lap and gives you the biggest jump scare of your life.

On the plus side, it was pretty damn good inspiration.

 

TMW you posted this and it reminded me of an olive that fell out of my cleavage onto a bare leg and I screamed.

Yeah. I'm 'special'. At least the knife is something worthy of being scared by!

 

TMW your husband goes to throw a marshmallow in your mouth and nails you in the eye. Ow!

 

Why did you have an olive in your cleavage....?









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Also, I would not have thought being “nailed” in the eye by a marshmallow would actually be painful... then again, I have never had that experience. Honestly just curious.

 

You store olives in your cleavage? The mind boggles.

 

I know, those women can hide anything!

 

Olive was there from some pizza I had eaten earlier. I didn't notice it until it fell out onto my lap, which is why I screamed. I actually thought it was a bug. As to the marshmallow, they're soft and I didn't think they'd hurt either but frankly this one stung a bit. I don't recommend it, the eyelids are pretty sensitive!

 

It's not the "can," I'm a dude and I could still smuggle a number of things about my person, it's the fact that you do wander about with a supply of healthy snacks cuddled literally to your bosom that surprises me

 

Well that answers a whole swath of questions... I was wondering what you were doing randomly storing some olive. “Better keep those close, you never when an olive will come in handy......”

As for the marshmallow, could it be the sugar coating irritating the eye?

 

Speaking of throwing food. My brother and I were sitting at some food place I can't remember then name of. What I do remember is the shrimp. For that one 'brother moment', we found ourselves sitting in the exact manner and orientation as the Blues Brothers, including the shrimp in my casually propped hand. Without a thought, I wrist-flipped the morsel backward, right into his perfectly timed bite! It was perfect! The people around us clapped. They apparently remembered the movie, too.

 

TMW you have 2 random Kerbals you have just sent out into space
at 100,000 m/s because why not. Will they hit their target or will
they drift as a play thing to gravity for all eternity?