TMW you read that India has launched a bid to land on the moon (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-49032603) and you think... hang on... Kali stands on Lord Shiva....................................... Launch of India's moon bid
But it has strap-on boosters, which are not as good as the clamp on ones that normal rockets use. Unless it is a metaphorical F-ing and that is why they used the strap-on ones.
TMW an actual troll starts a meme, that you had to look up to understand what the hell it is all about. On the other hand, I say if they want to be dumb-asses and raid Area 51, then that will be a bunch of Darwin Award Winners. https://www.cnet.com/news/1-7-million-want-to-raid-area-51-to-see-them-aliens/
TMW raindrops keep falling on your head. Except you're inside. In the bathroom. On the can. And the ceiling be leaking. And you're not terribly disposed to move. So you sing the raindrop song. Gonna be a loooong ass day.
TMW you've spent $100 on new brake pads and rotors for your car and made the appointment for your garage guy to put them on . . . and suddenly your existing brakes don't seem to be throbbing anymore.
TMW you end up playing with some of your old toys before they go into storage, realise how small your collection is, and wind up thinking "Hey, you know what I should spend my remaining student loan on?"
TMW you go to create a blog, and it asks you for a name...so you start blankly at the screen for hours.
I don't think anyone would want to read a never ending blog of how fantastic my guy is. Would get kinda samey for folks.