That Moment...

Drugs exist under the same umbrella as sex, exercise, video game use, food, friendship, psychotherapy, and other means of altering the brain's concentration of various chemicals. They just tend to be rather more dangerous, though sexual intercourse can certainly rival many of them in that regard.

On the flip side, few recreational activities can match caffeine use for safety, chemical or otherwise.

 

Gee, Link. I didn't know you were so judgmental. Other than second smoke, smokers aren't hurting anyone other than hem selves. I thought people had the right to do what they wanted?

 

And, in other news:

TMW you take two online classes during summer vacation.
TMW you realize all your summers before ninth grade were horribly boring.

 

That moment when it finally hits you that you are an old bastard trying to make a dent in a young world.

 

TMW the evidence comes together and you get to drop the axe with certainty.

 

TMW you realize the stack of books in @Wreybies' signature is considerably bigger than his post.

 

That moment you realize that @Wreybies may be using the big books in his signature to compensate for something else.

 

Yeah, sorry about that. I've been playing with creating a multi-click version of it and the way the forum software handles scaling of individual images is a little difficult to predict.

 

That moment when you're back on the forum after a long break.

 

The moment you realise that putting a cover on a quilt is one of the most strenuous tasks ever placed before mankind.

 

That moment when you discover that a duvet cover is the world's most inconvenient pillow case.

 

TMW someone explains how they have a great idea for the next NY Times bestseller and thinks coming up with the idea is the hard part.

 

TMW you get a craving for a hot dog, and you've been doing so well avoiding fried/fattening food up until this point

 

TMW you take off your white shirt to discover a huge tomato sauce stain in the one place everyone can see besides you.

 

Go with a Hebrew National, they are the bomb!

 

Hebrew Nation? They them skinless sausages by chance?

 

They are all beef hot dogs. They are the bomb.

 

I went to Sonic. Not sure if those are strictly Texan establishments.

Pretty sure they use Hebrew National hotdogs for their corn dogs. It was delicious.

 

We had a Sonic but now it just sits there with the sign saying "Closed for Remodeling," but no one is working on it.

 

TMW...

You sit down, ready to write for an hour, but then a thread where three of your fellow writers are posting in distracts you from what you were going to do.

DAMMIT, PEOPLE!!

 

TMW you realize anyone can edit the tags at the bottom of this thread.

 

TMW you find that out as well and edit 'Hail Lord Lemex' into the tags. I hope @Lemex will see and be most pleased.

 

TMW you realize your protag is easily the worst character in your story.

TMW you wonder if you should stop trying to write them as a female because you're still not very good at that sort of thing.

 

TMW you try to cut your own hair and realise you've mutated from a hermit into a lampshade.

 

TMW the hairstylist in the thread heard that ...