That Moment...

That moment when you remember exactly why you hate changing your ukulele strings.

 

TMW you won't make the visual gag, cause that is what you would expect of me.

 

I'm not showing a picture of that either. There's nsfw and NSFW!

 

Hit the brakes there sparky.

 

TMW you're manning a stall at Freshers' fair, and you wind up eating a chicken and bacon sandwich (while your fellow helper has a meaty pizza with extra meat) whilst sitting between the Vegan Society and the Sustainability Society, who also promote veganism.

 

I have a mighty hunger!

 

Why? Because then you'd have to ban yourself?

 

Because it reminds you that you own a ukulele?

 

Sometimes we have to ban ourselves, sometimes we do a mutual banning, and if we can ever get the moderators on sabbatical back, the mods' lounge is gonna get really kinky!

 

The moment you realize after watching your dog chase her tail for 5 minutes that dogs are easily entertained, then realize you spent 5 minutes watching your dog chase her tail.

 

Just experienced a better one.

The moment you realize you threw the beetle you just fished out of your sports bra into your coffee.

 

Maybe you needed the extra protein.

 

There is so much in that one sentence I don't know where to start!

 

I made my first meme!

 

Not if you shut the fluffy little perisher in the kitchen at night.

 

Sort of big ban-quet? Exchange a bit of ban-ter?

 

When "You didn't learn anything" is somehow your fault when nothing was taught to begin with

 

If you learned it was your fault, can you truly say you didn't learn anything?

 

I learned the other person is still upright only because the tree up their ass hasn't been cut down yet

 

TMW we need more absurd comedy.

 

I got banned once.

... I got better.

 

And she also owns your blanket, your stuffed toy donkey, your seat on the couch, and your arm...