That Moment...

It's alright, think the going rate for 1/3 hour here in the states is about $300.

 

New career opportunity: Intimate massage therapist!

 

Seems like Burly's taken a shine to you, boy. That's what happens when you shop the discount aisle.

 

TMW: you are becoming obsessed with buying books from Amazon. Help.

 

That moment when you have to leave off your detailed planning for the day at the point where your protagonist has just been pulled out of the ground after being buried alive and holy cr*p you were NOT prepared for the resulting kick in the feels.

 

TMW you kinda want to know who wrote this absurdity.

(Site I found this oddity, if you care to poke around. )
https://lousybookcovers.com/?page_id=8805

 

I love that site, it comes up here every so often. That's where I found Buck and Billy.

 

Yeah I found out about it from a YT channel.
Kinda a fun site.

 

That moment when you're on your tablet and you say "bloody hell not another one" and your dad immediately responds by asking what day Iceland are playing.

So much for them having a healthy squad this time around.

 

TMW you have found a cult posting for recruitment on CL, and it is really spooky.

<Link removed by mod. No harm, no foul, but I'm uncomfortable with our site possibly driving traffic to a cult.>

 

That has to be a joke, right? Right?

<sigh> I wonder how many people will drink the extra special beverage while the Chief Alien tells stories about its hatcher.

Unfortunately no one has yet discovered the cure for stupid.

 

IDK. One of my brothers compared them to the Xenu/UFO Cult back in the day.

 

Sorry kids, but I had to remove the link to the cult's actual ad; I'd hate for our site to be responsible for giving them free ad traffic. On a related note, while I find that ad to be pretty disturbing, the line between "cult" and "religion" has a broad and pretty blurry boundary and discussions regarding such matters should probably be confined to the Debate Room.

Resume normal service in 3, 2, 1....

 

Okay by me. Once was enough.

 

Not me. I'm already three cults in and ready to start a fourth.

 

Now if it was all about cooking with onions, that would be the cherry on top.

 

You've also experienced the peculiar joys of being tossed around by a pint sized equine more than ready to take a finger or two while your back is turned?

Every author I've read using a friendly Shetland as even a secondary character is immediately suspected of ignorance. Or incredible luck. One of the two.

ETA: That's not a wig.

 

When they started quoting Eminem as a major philosopher I was done. Has to be farce, just has to be. No one surviving past age six is that ignorant.

 

Also the dozen or so random YT vids that seemed related to nothing in particular.
And what kind of belief says dirt bike riding is mandatory?

 

White rappers?

Dirt bikes?

Ice


Ice



Baby.

 

I didn't bother with YouTube. The astonishment was too strong to C&P.

What kind? The teenage boy kind.