That Moment...

That moment when you go to make a tuna melt and don`t pay to much attention to the cheese that you`r using and take a bite to find it was the hot pepper cheese.

 

That moment when your dad asks what kind of pizza you got, so you say "just cheese" and he does what all dads do and says, "you just got cheese? No dough or sauce?"

I was so tired yesterday that I responded with, "yeah, just a big pile of melted cheese, stuck to the cardboard. Sounded about right for today."

And he laughed for five minutes. Did I... Did I dad joke my dad?

 

They do??

Mine would say, "Pizza!?" and then shake his head tutting a deep sigh.

 

That moment when the front yard is full of ripped beautiful men who are there for a project your parents are doing and not in fact there for your milkshake.

Holy fuck. I need to turn my desk around.

 

I'm picturing the next diet coke advert.

 

Diet Cock Coke Is It!
Sounds like a dual market strategy

 

Please. Not diet. What's the point then?

 

None at all.

 

TMW:

 

TMW you spent ten minutes chatting with some über friendly fat cat, in the middle of the night, while the beast filled you with a coat of white and orange hairs, then you went back home smiling idiotically, just happy to be alive because endorphins and purrs and whatnot.

Can't describe it, the feel, I just can't...

 

TMW you're doing some light etymological research, and Google Translate turns the Latin obstinatus into "North Korea?". Yes, with the question mark. It makes me picture a timid and clueless pupil who just throws out the most random answer, with an incredibly upward inflection.

 

"gomorrahy the forgotten sin"? Yeah, been there done that.

 

Edibles scare me.

 

Technically everything's edible if you're brave enough.

 

... you find one of these on ebay for £125 and make an offer for £100, but then panic that it will have sold before they reply to the offer and seriously just consider dropping the full £125.

I miss having a compact camera with a viewfinder. I hate having to use an LCD.

 

Yup, just ask Michel Lotito. From Wikipedia:

 

TMW you are looking at old photos and you discover the photo that captured your last carefree, wholeheartedly laugh. It's so evident. It was a couple of months before I turned 20.

 

TMW you discover that A) South Korea have a president and
B) that his name is @Moon Jae-in.

 

TMW you're pretty sure your not the only one to say
this while reading a terrible book.

 

TMW that most of my plans, intentions, daily life, and dreams depend of there not being a coronavirus and subsequent quarantine.

 

That moment when people ask if you need help packing when you've lived out of boxes for the last year. Don't need help packing, jus t need help schleppin'.

Edit: I grossed myself out because I imagined someone saying that last word very wetly and now I need to gag a bit.