That Moment...

Maybe if you wore a pointy hat?

 

TMW you can believe seeing these at a beach near you.

 

That moment when you hit your second consecutive day of lifetime weight records.

It seems two meals a day still exceeds my calorie requirements. However, I got a SodaStream last year, so from here on out breakfast and lunch are bubbles.

 

TMW the voices of the birds outside sound just like the ones in Scream, and you find yourself missing those films.

 

Back in my day we just called that alcholis.....wrong bubbles.....

 

That Awkward Moment When:

You discover that this whole time you've been misspelling Homer's The Iliad as 'I-L-L-I-A-D'. There is no second 'L'.



H-how did I pass Classical Mythology again?

 

I'll drink to that.

 

TMW you make the grown up decision to eat leftovers instead of ordering a pizza.

Followed by

TMW you wonder when you became so dull and responsible.

 

I'll drink to that!

 

TMW "Here we see the rare festive yule of the Southern Continent.
Take it in, all it's glory and majestic splendor."

 

TMW some people have multipurpose/multitask TP.

 

TMW your fiance tells you that you've become his laptop wallpaper.

 

TMW you know you're this person in your friends group.

 

TMW you're watching Despicable Me, and you see @Cave Troll 's profile picture and can't help but laugh.

 

TMW you’re trying to enjoy your morning but your brain wants to fuck it up with negativity. -_-

No, brain. None of that.

 

TMW you're

 

They're still not enlightened. To live to our fullest we must forgo silly cloth and prance outside happily naked as GREAT HOLY GOD ABOVE intended!

BY THE WAY, I'm selling glasses that censor peoples bodies. You know, we still have to eat outside without puking, so my website is...

 

TMW you're dead-set on your story location. Must be here. And you need it to be topographically interesting, but research proves only Florida is flatter. You roll your eyes and reach into the bag of Science Fantasy Mumbo Jumbo.

 

So today I just learned a word in American Sign Language.
Basically, you’ve seen pictures of politicians sitting down with their hands in front of their crotch, fingers touching each other? Well, apparently that’s sign-language for vagina. Source? My deaf friends.

 

OK, I got it wrong. It’s not sign-language for vagina, it’s just ‘ball’, as in sports ball. Still, if you have a dirty mind, it can still be funny.