That Moment...

It was literally leaping off the shelf at you.
It's either a cry for attention or fate is telling you that you should REALLY read this book.

Dare I ask what the book was?

*Dearly hopes it was something really bizarre and leftfield, like "How to master Tiddlywinks."*

And for those who don't know what Tiddlywinks is, please, google it.

 

Body into Balance: an herbal guide to Holistic Self Care

 

Wonder what the herbal remedy is for library poltergeist.

 

An exorcist.

 

Is that from The Exorcist 4? I dont think I watched that one. I definitely would've remembered them trying to throw an assortment of vegetables at the ghosts.

It's like she's saying "Come at me, bro."

 

Nah, it's a Vegan Priest. Their holistic right...?

 

Caption #1 One veggie a day keeps Satan Away.

Caption #2: Sister Alma before she brutally butchers the cast of Veggie Tales because she got hungry.

 

"The power of bok-choy compels thee, the power of bok-choy compels thee!"

 

Lettuce pray

 

"the lord is my soybean. I shallot want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me beside still watercress. He restores my sorrel. He leads me in paths of rutabaga for his name is salad."

 

(all of you)

 

TMW this. Just... this.

What the hell happened to Ronny Jackson that required him to stitch up his own scrotum?

 

I heard a (reliable) story from a coworker. In their youth, he and his brother erected TV aerials. His brother slipped and fell alongside the pipe that was supposed to hold the aerial. I guess you know what it catched...

 

TMW a stupid mistake you made makes your life easier 3 months later and this puts a huge smile on your face.
I thought that the deadline for a script contest was on the 1st of September. Turns out it's on the 30th.

 

TMW you realize it’s 7pm, the wife will be home soon, and you haven’t done a single productive thing today. God I want to go back to work.

 

That moment when your workplace delays your return date because shit's going down again in your area.

 

I'm afraid of another lockdown happening again over here too. If that's what you mean.

 

Texas is probably about to shut down again. They already shut the bars back down a few weeks ago.

 

I'm fine with things shutting back down.

 

We phased back down hard yesterday (tighter, not looser) and I'm equally fine with it.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nat...penings-amid-spike-in-covid-19-cases/2518631/

 

Same.

Honestly, we should've been shut down the whole time. While it would've sucked and been boring as hell, at least we would've possibly stopped the virus rather than let it run rampant until now where we're basically back at Square 1.

EDIT: Uh, folks, just realized this COVID conversation should probs go to the COVID-19 thread in the Debate section.

 

TMW you have decided to just accept what's coming and you'll deal with it as needed.

 

TMW you are digitizing old family photos and begin to feel a closeness with your deceased ancestors, almost like a presence in the room. Not spooky but almost tangible, pleasant really. You pick up a photo that says it's your father's 5th grade class from 70 years ago. You've studied it before and always wished his specific location among the kids had been noted so you didn't have to guess which one he is. Then you notice an faint arrow drawn across the front, pointing to one kid that has to be him. The eerie part is you could swear you never saw that arrow there before, in all the years you've possessed the photo.

Cue twilight zone music. Makes one begin to wonder about the bounds of reality