That Moment...

TMW you think of a joke and it is funny to you alone.

 

Stylistically that's pretty cool but my physics sense says "lying on its ass flailing like an upended turtle."

 

In WH40K it is panty crapping horrifying.

 

That also looks like the best episode of Robot Wars that they never made.

 

TMW you almost convince yourself it’s four years earlier. For some reason.

Brain, don’t you start quitting on me now!

 

Tmw you're almost involved in a car crash on your way home from work.....

Sitting at an intersection waiting to turn left. A commercial van slowed up in front of me to also turn left (his left). Did not use turn signal. A truck towing an excavation machine slammed right into the back of him (pushed him into oncoming traffic), and ricocheted off its bumper and swerved toward me.

Funny thing.... I froze. Just watched it coming. Then it swerved to avoid me and came to a stop on the side of the road.

Everyone seemed ok. I made my left turn and went home. Got home and now im freaking out! OMG GUYS!!!!

 

I don't know what that is, but I think it makes lemonade out of YOU.

 

So thaaaat's where all my hors de'ouvre picks went!
*hands on hips*

 

Holy crap! I'm glad you're okay!

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That moment when there's shit bumping into your big window from outside and it's either a zombie or a really dumb bug, or none of the above but something still scary.

Gonna go hide now.

 

TMW:

You're a bit sad that the PlayStation 4 is nearing the end of its life what with the successor on the horizon, because you're really enjoying Ghost of Tsushima. It's kind of strange because I can still play on earlier consoles (I play Breath of the Wild on the Wii-U for example) so clearly that's not an issue. xD

 

TMW when you spot something crawling across the carpet in the middle of your lounge. You think "SPIDER! AGH, KILL IT! BURN IT IN FIRE!" then run up with a magazine/shoe/implement before realizing it's a cute beetle. Then you usher it towards the back door.
"Poor lil' guy got lost."

 

TMW you feel like a whiz kid for activating, and adding contacts
to your new phone.

 

That moment when it all goes out the window and down the trellis but you hid the keys to the car so it can't get far and you can stuff it all back where it belongs.

 

When you're standing in the covid line for the shop then you casually turn around to look at the queue behind you half out of interest but the other half to rub it in to the folk at the back, and then you see the girl from highschool who rejected you right behind you.

She had the exact same look on her face the day she told me to take a hike.

Spoiler: Ahhh, man.

 

What have I told you about being adorable?

.

 

TMW you stop to take a photo of an actor in a film because they remind you of someone...

 

That moment when you want to give up on sleep because your dreams are always exhausting.

 

Tmw you're talking to your mom and she just casually says "you know, my achilles is akillin. How do you stop the pain?"

Me: "did you just say 'my achilles is akillin???' "
Mom: yes? Why?
Me:

This is where i get my weirdness from, you guys!!

 

So we know your mom isn't a native French speaker (thank you for that tidbit, Mr. Card )

 

TMW "peel back the film, stir food, and replace the film" is clearly a joke

 

Took me this long to get the joke....
....which may tell you that I, too, am not a French speaker

 

Packaging designers / engineers need slapping. I would say the opening method for any given food packaging fails to work as it should, about 7 times out of 10.

 

Micro aggressions are everywhere.

 

I don't get that. I hate spiders as much as the next, and I mean scream-like-a-little-girl hate. But no way can I kill them. Why does the beetle deserve to live any more than the spider?

That said, I do live in a country where pretty much no species of spider poses a threat.

 

That's the point I was making heh. I put it down to how we're brought up. (although no amount of upbringing can stop a spider looking like a face hugger from Alien) My mum is a big gardener, she religiously kills things that are bad for her garden (slugs etc) but will actively help the ladybugs and put them on the greenfly that the ants bring up and help grow. Some are "good" some are "bad" , mmmmkay?

For me, it depends on the size of the spider. Tiny little ones I dont bother with, but big ones = most likely female. And the last thing I want is one of those sods giving birth in my house.