That Moment...

TMW

Spoiler: Your country's government goes completely insane

 

TMW you realize, for all intents and purposes, modern technology is a form of magic.

 

Oh yeah. The stuff we can do now were things you only saw on Star Trek just fifty years ago. A hundred or two years ago, they would've thought us all witches and warlocks with what we can do.

It's pretty incredible when you think about it.

 

And physicists say that interstellar space travel is too difficult to be done. How ignorant.

 

Physicists don't know anything. That's my motto. They're just goofing off in all those classes that everyone says are so difficult.

 

Physicists study subatomic particles. They try to learn more and more about less and less until finally they know everything about nothing.

 

Which physicists are these?

 

Watch pretty much any documentary on space travel over the last 10-15 years and you'll find out.

 

TMW

 

Indeed. Beautiful, isn't it.

 

Looks nothing like a dog.

 

Wow. That's Pluto all right. Looks so beautiful.

Hello from Earth!

TMW...you have an idea for a long blog post but you must first organize it so it makes some coherent sense.

 

TMW your receptionist ignores the price you've set for your client and undercharges by $40. Grrrrr.

 

TMW you realize that all relationships work the same way. Your girlfriend wants to watch Movie A, and you want to watch Movie B. So you compromise and watch Movie A.

 

TMW your Mum posts a Pluto pic to your Facebook wall...



Are you starting to get the picture yet? ;-)

 

“That's no moon. That's a space-station.”
“Are you blind, old man? That's clearly a planet.”
“Uh, Aunt Beru once said that wasn't a planet.”
“How would she know, kid? Chewie, punch the codes, we're gettin' out of here.”

 

Dear men: I apologize. TMW happened this evening. TMW was about women refusing to take a hint. Tonight I realized that, in my many years on this earth, never has it been more difficult to refuse the advances of a woman than a man. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

Christ, what did she do and why could she not take the hint??

 

You just aren't open minded enough! You can't be a good writer with a closed mind.

 

I'll just simple say, if you change your mind ... can I watch?

 

Suffice to say: client of my coworker was very drunk. Client of my coworker happened to show up at same restaurant as myself and my other coworkers, very drunk. Client asked me to take her home. Turns out I live just a few blocks away from client. I agree, and client proceeds to try and fucking get it on with me the entire way home, despite my obvious and sincere rebuttal. I literally drove away saying "Back UP, DAMNIT, I don't want to roll over your toe!"

FUCK. She has an appointment tomorrow at 2:00. That's going to be weird as shit.

 

Shame on you, you are making all us men look like men.

 

Just tell her you have herpes.

 

Word. And AIDS. And Chlamydia. And whatever the fuck else will get her off my back.

 

Well ... yeah.