TMW... you feel like you want to post something, but you think that just this once...just this once, you'll listen to your guts and just not post it.
Question asked and answered. I'm not sure singing 'yeehaw' is appropriate during a wedding, and that's the only reason to sing it!
Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning Give me oil in my lamp I pray Give me oil in my lap, keep me burning. Keep me burning till the break of day. That song? Is the wedding seriously in Texas?
That's the song but we're not in Texas - we're in the Northwest of England. We're going to have to sing it very prim and properly, hence the quandary! "Give me oooiill....in my lamp....and keepeth me burning" would better suit the snooty pair. What a waste of a good ditty.
*eats you whole* Mmmmm....tasty. And that song is not a Texan song. It's a Christian hymn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_in_My_Lamp
That moment when people help Linkkind. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...t-it-cool-for-hours-until-high-tide-1.3164728 @Link the Writer
I wanted to make a joke about KY working better for burning till the break of dawn, but putting it in a lamp won't make a lot of sense...
Sounds like a perfect name for a brewery! The icon can be an orca whale lounging on a rock drinking the beer with Link's hat on it's head.
TMW the lady interviewing you for your traineeship is hot and you find yourself cranking up the charm and it lands you a paid position I had the best Thursday in history yesterday.
I despise the oneupmanship game, but... TMW your first ever full-time employment boss' son (~25 years ago) didn't get the job he interviewed for, but did sleep with the interviewer, and show off the things he stole from the hotel they slept in that night when he came to visit the next day (a bath robe mainly).
TMW you finally realize the pun in Futurama's whalers song: "We're whalers on the moon / we carry our harpoons / but there are no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling (wailing) tune."
@Hubardo , coffee is a drug? I didn't know that! TMW... The recent fighting about the Confederate flag thing in your country makes you question and rethink putting your historical mystery in the American Civil War. From the perspective of a pro-Union character living in the heartland of Alabama. Examining the war from both her POV, and the POV her Confederate-supporting friend. Yeeeeah, how about I avoid that can of worms. *moves the setting elsewhere* Always pick your battles, kids!
TMW someone adds butterscotch, pretzel pieces and oats to regular chocolate chip cookie batter, and you want to kiss them.