The Baseless Lies Game

That's just 'cause you want my ass.

 

Laimtoe is very protective of his ass.
And don't even mention his sheep.

 

Dont tease gay please, someone I've known since I was in my mothers tummy is gay.

Milo drools over Laimtoe and imagines a combination of Laimtoe and himself....sinister.

 

laimtoe is gay himself and he loves it...He like teasing Felony because Felony could kick his ass anyday....Bwahahahahahaha

 

Felony likes to talk about himself in the third person. He was so busy doing it that he stopped attending school altogether and was able to gather an IQ of 30 and felt a huge sense of accomplishment.

 

damn straight more IQ than you got..

Laimtoe sleeps in your dad's bed at night...watch out everyone

 

Felony was in my Dad's bed last night.
Was he waiting for Laimtoe? Were they gonna have a fight, or what?

 

Hey -- my dad gave me that bed! It's not like he sleeps on it with me! Awe you're gross!

Milo sleeps with flaming dead people. Hence the new term Pyro-Necrophiliac.

I'll have you know, THAT'S DISGUSTING! I'm appauled.

 

ME TOO!!!!!!!! .....I'm straight

Felony and Laimtoe beat up Milo for callling us gay.....then Milo spends the rest of his life in a retirement home.

 

Felony has a fairy assassin that steals your brain cells at night. O_O;;;

 

Sapphire has a very simular story to tell as John Bobbit.

 

Laimtoe steals my fairy assasins and dominates the world with them.

 

Damn straight. Each one is just like tinkerbell and each one wants my body.

Everyone wishes they were just like me.

 

......no offense but i don't. But I do send an extermination team to kill all those tinkerbell lookin fairies.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo. My tinkies are all gone!

Damn you! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

 

The world is infested by godlike Gnomes who demand every mushroom in the world. When george Bush has his "We will not be dominated in a Tyranny by these stumpies" speech, they start destroying things with Enormous Magical Cannons mounted on flying Lamborhini Murcielago's.
Only the faries can stop them!

 

Well, untrue, the gnomes only want mushroom ice cream with hot moss sauce to appease their young prince.

You are a crazed paramecium with plans to dominate the world, and you possess the brain of that hapless human host that you now use to type the keyboard with.

 

What's sad is that The Yellow Matrix is that hapless human host. He enjoys being embodied by crazed paramecium though as it gives him/her a more interesting life. The days of counting snowflakes and watching grass grow has been superseded by the making of atom bombs and artful dismemberment of his/her foes.

 

Correction - it's an amoeba! Hahaha, so untrue!

And you are a jock, actually. A penciljock.

 

LOL!

Well it's better to be a penciljock than to have nightly dreams of flying jock-straps chasing you around trying to drop their 'remiments' on you. Perhaps if you stopped sleeping in the boy's locker rooms, in the broken stall that reads 'Dump And Die', then your nightmares would stop?

;P

 

PencilJockey you are self absorbed and are completely inlove with yourself.

 

Well I know this for a fact...because I see this person most days {huge lie...}

ariella wears a G-string on her head and runs about all day demanding people snap it so the straps flick her nose.

 

Nadala runs around town in a bright pink g-string singing everybody wants to be just like me.

 

At least I don't have an unhealthy habbit of making Hanson shaped booger statues based on the song M-bop hey. Not like Ariella

 

Yes well at least I didn't dress up as a pink and purple poc a dotted bunny rabbit to go to my high school graduation like you did Nadala and say to every one "Look at me I'm beautiful"