The Baseless Lies Game

^Is a snowshoe hare in an arctic storm.

 

^ Is applying for the job as a road work barricade.

 

^ Is going on a wild boar hunt armed only with a pack of gum, some rubber bands, and a bristle-less toothbrush.

 

^ Is really nine and has three club penguin user accounts. Her favorite activity is puffle hunting.

 

^^wants to start a movement called, "All your forums are belong to us!"

 

^ once knew the young man from a place called Nantucket
Who wandered all over in search of a bucket
His father had said,
'Check under ya bed.'
He found a single red straw. His father said, 'Suck it.'

 

^^has too many lies to spread but still will not share his surplus with others

 

^ told a girl once that he was falsehood with form
The girl scoffed at him asking when he was born
"I will answer you true
I never really knew
But I was quite cold when once I'd been warm."

 

^ Is really short and normal.

 

^ ridicules everyone about their height
Short people, tall people and children from spite
"You're really short."
"Too tall for sport!"
No-one has thanked her but she's thinking they ought.

 

^ wants to make me feel bad because I'm short. He is always bragging about being tall.

 

^ Spent 7 years in prison for attempting to murder the guy that wrote the song "Short people."

 

Faced the question "do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk!" and survived. So he walks around telling everyone.

 

^ Asked the question... while brandishing a large butcher's knife.

Not that I needed to say "large"... you've never heard of anyone brandishing a small butcher's knife before, have you?

 

Disarmed her with that cartoon charm of his, and now the knife is in Charlie's office desk. Waiting.

 

^Tried to run away from Hermes when he was incarnated as a stag. Had this picture taken after Hera visited and told her about the good news.

 

^ was cursed by the Faerie Queen Mab to take the form of a giant stag every full moon but something went wrong. Every full moon, Prometheus is invited to a bucks' night and he cannot say no.

 

^ Stars in "stag" films.

 

^ Costars

 

*D'oh*

^Invented stag films. Violet. That's all I'll say.

 

^ current occupation is the vague but always enjoyable ". . ." He has surprisingly blue feet and his favorite quote is "A man is none the less a master even if he chooses to shave once in a while."

 

^Sells children "petrochemicals" from a van down by the river.

 

Was dreaming of a career as a scarecrow, but instead, after saving frodo, he ended up as a road sign. Feels very unfulfilled.

 

^ Attracted to scarecrows. Doesn't care that they don't have a brain.

 

^^thinks that he will pass the state line between [insert US state] and [insert neighboring US state].