The Baseless Lies Game

^ Declared her love to a man twelve years ago. Now, she gets up every morning, puts on her best dress, and stands by the wall with the funny wallpaper, looking outside, waiting for him to come, which she's certain will happen any day now. People come and slip food under her door so she can survive. Little does she know that her man has completely forgotten his promise, and moved to Boise Idaho where he sells colored clothespins.

 

^ Acctually....Declared his love to a man twelve years ago. Now, he gets up every morning, puts on his best dress, and stands by the wall with the funny wallpaper, looking outside, waiting for him (his love) to come, which he's certain will happen any day now. People come and slip food under his door so he can survive. Little does he know that his man has completely forgotten his promise, and moved to Boise Idaho where he (his love) sells colored clothespins.

 

^ He is the one that received the confession of love.

 

^ Is wistfully eyeballing a fly on the windowsill hoping it will come sprinkle pollen on her swollen Ovary.

 

^Knows way too much about Becca's ovaries...doesn't know that Becca doesn't WANT to be pollinated

 

^ Is jealous when someone besides herself gets pollinated.

 

^Knows how desperately I want a baby and has been campaigning to be my sperm donor. Knows my husband would kill him...but wants to pollinate my seed anyway.

 

^Didn't tell me the whole baby part of the deal until just now.

 

^wears used diapers on his head, and makes all the little babies worship him as Lord of the Babes, notwithstanding that unwholesome substances tend to leak out of headgear onto his face and clothing.

 

^ once woke up in a baby's crib with the mother screaming obscenities at him. It turns out that the father had taken his son for a walk and De La Chretiens was drunk enough not to know better.

 

^ Brought a baby's crib to school with him, hiding notes inside it to cheat on a test. The crib was confiscated, and he still doesn't understand why people think that crib notes would work in cheating.

 

^ used a combination of genetic manipulation and animal husbandry to create the crab-note. These helpful little critters appear to be ordinary creatures until they scuttle across any form of written text. This text can then appear across the top shell of the creature any time it wants. Unfortunately, the crab-note is a strict disiplinarian and will only use its abilities during non-test events.

 

^ Tried to overcome the disciplinarian issue by getting the crab-note drunk. Unfortunately, the crab-note then misread the answers and got them all wrong, resulting in an "F" and some very funny, ridiculous answers on his test.

 

^ is unique among all cartoon characters in that he exhibits obvious signs of the season.

 

^ wants to melt a whole bag of bite size peanut butter cups in the microwave, mix in some mayo, and then smear it on my toes so he can suck it off..... Hence the weird in his nick.....

 

^ Fearing the radiation from the microwave, she insisted he melt the candy over a conventional stove-top. Wants a kiss on the lips between toes.

 

^ Uses snoopy avatars to divert attention from the fact she loves dogs.

 

^has a serious bestiality fetish.

 

^has a closet full of Snoopy costumes and makes "fishing" statements like above on many forums.

 

(PFFT, I'm no furry okay!) ^has a wet nose like a dog.

 

I'm closing this thread, because there is no longer any creativity to it. It has become merely a thread for pointless posts.