The Baseless Lies Game

Ariella is jealous of my blazing love affair with ItalianStallion.

 

Yea, you got her on that one man......totaly jealous ...... but you do look good in that bikini man..rrrrrrrrrrr yow!!!

 

hahahaha
eeeeewwwwwwww!!! MY EYES!!!!!

ItalionStallion has just proposed to Myst who has accepted the engagement.

I am soo happy for you both you make a wonderful couple.

Ariella

 

ariella says she happy but inside shes ploting revenge on me and I think shes thinking what to do next right now????ahhhh

 

(Hmmm how did you figure that out )

ItalionStalion has a bad habit of going around and licking out everyone toe jam...eewww get away from me you freak....



Ariella

 

umm....no I dont...(Who told you?) Ariella talks in her sleep......She doesnt only talk but tells her inner most secrets......Like her having a crush on her gym teacher......MISS SWANSON!!!! sorry couldnt keep it inside of me anymore....

 

(I trusted you with that secret you fool)

You are just jealous cause I am not interested in you and why you went out and married Myst......
poor little baby.....Myst will give you lots of hugs so it is ok you will live...



Ariella

 

Ariella is actually crying and mourning the loss of her lover ItalianStallion who licked her toe jam whenever she needed cheering up

 

Myst is actually telling lies because he is scared of losing ItalionStallion cause Myst was playing around on the hunny moon with the pool boy. naughty naughty. Can't even stay faithful for one night.



Ariella

 

How...did you know?!

Unless....

Ariella IS the pool boy!

 

Myst is trying to hide the fact that he had an affair with the pool boy by dragging me into his lovers triangle.....(not going to work)......and now ItalionStallion has just dragged Myst off to the toilets and showing him what the inside of the toilet bowl looks like.....*hears the toilet flushing* ItalionStallion walks out very happy, Must walks out with a very wet head and blue face.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ariella

 

-there has never been a post here- =P

 

Ariella in fact loves both me and ItalianStallion and even though Stallion and I have broken up (due to the pool boy event) she is trying to seduce us both with her enticing toilet tales.

 

Myst come on I am soooo out of your league and you know it kiddo.
Myst is just upset cause I told him it will never work out and now trying to say I love him. He is stalking me. Not cool Myst not kewl at all.


Ariella

 

Ariella is so cute when she jokes, that's why I agreed to a relationship despite her flaws =P

 

(aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh what???????????????
I AM NOT CUTE NOT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Myst is just spreading nasty rumours cause cause cause oh I dont know why........
Myst is stalking me and now everyone knows it and now the police are coming for you.......hahahaha


Ariella

 

How is saying you're cute spreading nasty rumours?

Ariella is actually just embarassed and is blushing, plus when making the joke that I am 'stalking her' she looks even cuter than usual =P

 

STOP SAYING I AM CUTE

Well just so everyone knows Myst has now been taken away in a straight jacket as he has a very serious mental condition where he creates a fantasy world in which he lives in and tries to get tohers to join him there. I was his latest victim and as you can see IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!

Ariella

 

Ariella is in denial of that special bond we share...

by the way, I'll be back home late, so don't wait up...

 

aaawwww it is ok I will leave the key in the outside fire just be careful it is very very hot. And don't worry the traps I have set up in the house won't hurt too much as you walk in the front door.........

YAY you didn't say I was cute this time lol

Ariella

 

The only thing possibly hot enough to burn me is you, Ariella...and don't worry, my heart is already completely trapped by you.

YOU CUTE CUTIE YOU! lolz

 

ermm......i dont even know what to say to all of that. You all are nuts.

 

I am not cute Myst......

wordwizard has just found out that she is being eaten alive by a flesh eating virus that she got from cleaning out toilets with her tongue.


Ariella

 

Ariella........why do you talk nonsense of your lover Myst??? You took him away from me and now you are saying things like this?? I will not blame him for leaving me since you went as low to use CUTE looks on him.......I see now how much he truly loves you......to still be with after all those lies!!Myst.....Im coming for you baby.....I will save YOU!!!!!!

 

I hand him over to you willingly.....seeing as though ItalionStallion has gotten over the whole pool boy incident the night they married, Msyt and Stallion are nnow riding off into the sunset on a pink tricycle with lots of pretty ribbons tied to it.



Ariella