The BBQ thread!!

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  1. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

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    Tell me about it.

    I was a giggling dickhead all up and down the Yorkshire coastline, and all over again yesterday. And same again tomorrow. But none of you so-called workers had a 68 year old babe feed a puppy ice-cream on your lap. Bucket-list entry. The puppy was dripping ice-cream on my shorts, only I'm too exhausted to blog about the affair [in detail].
     
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    You really do need to write a book. I'm straining to think of a colour of ice cream that wouldn't conjure up the wrong idea of how it got there. Chocolate? Well, maybe on the FRONT of your shorts. Vanilla NO!!! Strawberry ...well, maybe as long as it's not mixed with chocolate or vanilla.... butterscotch ripple ...oh, no, just ...no....
     
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    The two of you need a room...
    with fifty patrons and a two drink minimum! :D
     
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    Pshaw, cheaters. You gotta use naturally sourced free-range lava or it don't taste the same.
     
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    You would wouldn't you...? :p
     
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    Accidentally found this thread) I'm thinking about buying a charcoal grill right now, reading reviews and comments from Amazon for models from these guys' list https://grillguru.org/best-charcoal-grill/, yet have no idea, whether it's for me or not. Nevertheless, will see :)
     

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