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    man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around
     
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    man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for
     
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    man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for how to connect
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to deal
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much!
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again!
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again! Fortunately, he had
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again! Fortunately, he had a spare in
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again! Fortunately, he had a spare in his trench-coat pocket
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again! Fortunately, he had a spare in his trench-coat pocket. The problem was
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again! Fortunately, he had a spare in his trench-coat pocket. The problem was it was made
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again! Fortunately, he had a spare in his trench-coat pocket. The problem was it was made of swiss cheese
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. They were licked excessively by a ugly brown dog which vaguely resembled a bar of soap he used at Summer Camp. He remembered camp as being totally lame. Space camp, however, had soap bubbles all over that fake moon which was yet to be discovered. It was bizarre , the way everything was made of cheese and soap. His fantasy come true was too overwhelming to comprehend so he decided to seek professional help and went through a series of unfortunate events. When he finally found the map he was so shocked to discover it had been burned in a fire, he chose to hitchhike to the intergalactic space convention wearing nothing but pieces of foil and a lightsaber which were sure to look ridiculous but was sexy enough to catch some femine stares. He wasn't conceited, just proud and having been around the convention for days he was trying to figure out how to connect his laptop to the Startrek Enterprise. He knew he could, he just hadn't quite come to terms with how he was going to do the jumping jacks and that frustrated him so much! Just at that moment, his leg fell off again! Fortunately, he had a spare in his trench-coat pocket. The problem was it was made of swiss cheese and pigeons kept
     

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