The Earth Is Flat

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  1. NigeTheHat

    NigeTheHat Contributor Contributor

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    No. No publication until we've worked out a way to monetise it. If it worked for the Scientologists, it can work for us.
     
  2. Tenderiser

    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    We could start an airline that flies straight. London to Sydney in eight hours. We'll be BILLIONAIRES.

    Well I will be, since I'm the only one in this thread who knows The Truth.
     
  3. KaTrian

    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Contributor

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    Unless we discover some alternative facts... that'll prove you 100 % wrong!

    (Earth is a cylinder. Deal with it.)
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    LIES. What are you, some kind of big pharma shill?
     
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    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Contributor

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    Hey, I'm not the one building straight airlines, benefiting from people's stupidity.

    All I'm saying is Earth is a cylinder... and it's barreling through space... heading towards the sun.

    If you want to live, buy my anti-sunscorch cream. Only 39.99 at your closest Tesco.
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    39.99 will get you to Asia on ArrowAir. Choose wisely, people.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    We will compromise...
    CubedEarth.jpg
     
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  8. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    This is beyond the level of stupidity. At least the ancients had the excuse of not knowing exactly what the Earth looks like from the sky -- and even they knew it was round.

    The Earth is a spherical object; flat at the poles with a bulge at the equator.

    Probably all of them are Trump supporters. OH SNAP!!
     
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    wake up sheeple, we who see the truth know that its do nut shaped
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Lies

    Damn lies
     
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    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    and its filled with jam ... that's what you see coming out of volcanoes , hot jam

    and the frosting of sugar is heavier at each end then it is in the middle ... obviously
     
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  12. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    I am afraid that it is you that are mistaken.
     
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    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    alternate jam
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    HOW VERY DARE YOU

    Damn, that's pretty convincing.
     
  15. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Wakka wakka pro splish splash be vie mo mon Bebe wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.




    ^ That makes more sense than this asinine theory.

    @Tenderiser - Oh no, my young apprentice. I do very much dare. Muwahahahahahahahha!!!
     
  16. NigeTheHat

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    Careful.

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    I think we can all just admit that earth doesn't exist. The Jewish illuminati is in cahoots with CNN.
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    And Big Pharma.

    By the way, you know when people say they can see the curve of the earth from plane windows? That's the vaccines. They harm the eyes.
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Does anybody else want to write a book with a conspiracy theorist MC?
     
  20. Robert Musil

    Robert Musil Comparativist Contributor

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    Joke's on you, it's actually shaped like an Aussie rules football.
     
  21. Tenderiser

    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Aussie rules footballs are flat?

    Sounds like Aussie football isn't much fun to watch...
     
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    Robert Musil Comparativist Contributor

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    What? No! I believe the Earth is oblate spheroid shaped.

    I mean come on, I'm not crazy like those flat-earthers...
     
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  23. NigeTheHat

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    I kinda want to start a new conspiracy theory. Something about how the Daily Mail is run by alien Templars.
     
  24. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    This might possibly be a flat-earther...or an explanation of how to elect a man who doesn't like cold soup. :supersmile:
    bushbook.jpg It is funny/freaky when you see it. :supergrin:
     
  25. Pinkymcfiddle

    Pinkymcfiddle Banned

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    This is absurd. If the earth was flat, then it couldn't be hollow, and people would not see all those flying saucers flown out of the polar openings by the inner-surface residents.
     
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