The Evil "Wish" Game

Granted.

But after a mix-up in paperwork, you find yourself in Adolf Hitler's own personal heaven. You do not fit any of his required physical or personal traits, so are subjected to his every sadistic wish.

I wish I was a tree.

 

granted. unfortunatly you are due to be cut down to day

i wish i was a dog

 

Granted: You become a dog, but you die of heart failure the day afterward.

I wish I could have sex with a female version of myself.

 

Granted.

But its REALLY REALLY REALLY old and just happens to be a transexual.


I wish that the forums would tell me when someone is replying to the same wish as me

 

granted. but it mess's up and is always teling u some one is granting that wish

i wish that the world was perfect: no wars no hunger and no povety

 

Granted, There is no war, hunger, nor poverty, but you die a slow and painful death that involves my female transexual clone doing dirty deeds to you until you die from love fisting. (the crabs are up for grabs). lol And this all occurs before your wish comes true.

I wish I could count to "G"

 

Granted.
But we never die, overpopulate and begin to decay. Their is on average one person per 1cm squared on earth and people are forced to tread water for years at a time.
(Their is a lesson to be learnt in that, their is a reason for everything and that included what makes this world so horrible)


I wish that my parents liked to play computer games with me when I asked them to, and only then!

 

laimtoe - granted but u can only count to the letter G u cant say the rest of the alphabet and u cant count numbers

nexus - granted but ur parents only like to play abyish computer games and u get bored of that and end up never playing on the computer with them again and move out

i wish my novel the orphan pit was well know through out the world

 

Granted, but it's well known for being spectacularly bad (sorry!).

I wish to know what was before the big bang.

 

U do then u figure out you realy didn't want to know. U go insane because of it.

I wish I were rich

 

Granted: You become rich, but you can't buy happiness -- so you lose your riches and wind up becoming a crack man-whore and die from a drug overdose.

I wish I had some sprinkes for a cake.

 

wish granted, but the word some was misinterpreted by the wish granter. The world beocomes drowned in pastel colored sprinkle treats.

I wish I could play any given instrument extrodinarily well at any time I desire.

 

granted but the wish granter mucks ur wish up and u end up being able to play any instrument extrodanarily BAD not god

i wish my wish never turned bad

 

Granted: your wish will come true, but sadly not in your lifetime.

I wish Michael Jackson stopped molesting children.

 

lol crap you guys posted too fast

 

Wish granted, we posted, but posted too fast

I wish I owned a turtle.

 

Granted. But it is the world's fastest turtle, and the first time you leave the gate open, it runs off.

I wish I could make a five-letter anagram out of my name.

 

granted.
But your name is changed to "Idiot" and they make up a new word "Toidi" to sate your anagramistics.


I wish that I owned Neverwinter Nights 2 and Dawn of War: Dark Crusade AS WELL as a kickass computer, mouse, keyboard, monitor and a never ending electrical power supply that works.

 

granted.
But your name is changed to "Idiot" and they make up a new word "Toidi" to sate your anagramistics.


I wish that I owned Neverwinter Nights 2 and Dawn of War: Dark Crusade AS WELL as a kickass computer, mouse, keyboard, monitor and a never ending electrical power supply that works.

 

me too so this wish is granted and nothing bad happens!!!

I wish laimtoe would give up being homosexual...aand would stop sleeping with micheal jackson!!!

 

Granted.

But with Laimtoe's sexual desires only being for one gender, he ends up sleeping with the entire world female population. Eventually the world is overrun with Laimtoe look-alikes, reminiscent of Rimmerworld in Red Dwarf.

I wish the moon had a nice little smile.

 

granted but the smile tries to eat you and sucseds. no one ever hears from you again...

i wish animals could talk

 

Granted, they do... However, as it turns out they talk all the time, in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, in the middle of the night while your trying to sleep. Its like listening to nails on a chalk board all the time... No one, can stand it. So no one adopts animals anymore, because of their excessive talking. And many many die, the rest of the animals spend their time plotting the demise of all the crule humans, and eventually take over the world.

I wish I had 10 million dollars and lived long enough to spend every last penny.

 

granted. you live long enough. unfortunatly you dont know what to spend it on and live for over 500 years. you are now 678 and still havnt spent all the money. you are still growing older and all your family has been and gone infront of your eyes. you are alone wrinkled sick and old. hooked up to many machines

i wish i had a perfect wish that could never ever go bad no matter how stupid the jenie/witch/other granting thingy

 

Granted. You get a wish that never goes bad! Filled with MSG and other nasty preservatives! You have the perfect wish but you feel like crap all the time due to the migraines induced by the wish preserving chemicals.

I wish that we women never had to suffer the indignities of PMS