The Evil "Wish" Game

granted but then ??????? over time harbors such heinous resent that??????? decides to off you by slowly poisons your warm beverages

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

Granted. But it grows some really big teath and jumps from the water and bites your neck killing you painfully and slowly as you bleed to death.

I wish I had another wish and then another wish after that one.

 

Granted. Your first wish is for A large serving of your favorite food whenever you feel like it, This is good until you become morbidly obese. Your hastily applied second wish is that none of this ever happened and that everything was back to normal. This happens SHAZAM
but everything is so normal that you disappear into the anonymous void that is true existence.


I wish I had some real friends

 

Granted, but they are so far away that you can only communicate with them by phone and internet.

I wish I could help everyone in the world that needed it.

 

Granted. Every single living thing apart from you on the planet just drops down dead. Leaving you alone.

I wish I was a miricle worker.

 

Granted, but you're painfully murdered on a cross first.

I wish I lived in England.

 

Granted. But you then get murdered by the local British Yobs they stab you to death.

I wish I lived in Canada.

 

Granted, but then America invades.

I wish the local British Yobs stabbed themselves to death.

 

Granted But they saw you and stabbed you before they did themselves.

I wish Canada invades America and ends the Super power.

 

Granted, but then the world is thrown into chaos and war breaks out among the remaining powers on the world stage and billions die, including you.

I wish that Battlestar Galactica was on more often.

 

Granted. But then It becomes so unpopular that people come to hang you to death because of makig the wish in the first place.

I wish I was A time traveller.

 

Granted, but you only travel back, before effective modern medicine and flush toilets, and you end up dying from an infected sliver.

I wish that the wold was destroyed.

 

Granted.
But you then spend the remaining time you have alone with no arms and legs.

I wish I could read a persons mind.

 

Granted, but you suffer from Alzheimer's and never remember what you read anyway.

I wish I could meet William Shatner.

 

Granted. But he has a heart attack as you shake his hand then he slips of the balcony of his hotel room where he inveited you to meet with him. Lots of people witness this and think you pushed him. The police come and sentence you to death instantly by the electrical chair for murdering a god.


I wish I was imortal.

 

Granted, but the world ends around you, leaving you living in an expanse of nothingness.

I wish that I was martyred, and my followers founded their religion around me.

 

Granted but slowly killed you so that they could sacrifice goats to you in the future.

I wish I could stand in a place of peace and feel safe.

 

Granted.
But it's in a small, padded white room with one small window too high up to look out of and there is no chair on which to stand. You're safe from any physical attacks but no one ever comes to visit you.

I wish I had a house on the lake.

(BTW...LOVED your response to the William Shatner wish, VERY funny )

 

Granted. But then come the violent storms and hurricanes suddenly as you sit in the comfort of your home the storms rage violently outside and rise the lake forcing the ground to cave in bring down your house with you inside. You drowned at the bottom of the lake.


I wish I was an Eagle.

lol I grew up with the original Star Trek series.

 

Granted.

But your wings never formed right so you were only able to hop around until a hungry bear scooped you into it's mouth for a snack.

I wish I owned an RV and could travel the states.

 

Granted. But when you hit the motorway you had to slam on your breaks to avoid hitting an eagle without wings crossing the road. So your RV overturned crashed into a truck carrying petrol. The crash was that bad the truck exploded tossing your RV high in the air with you inside it then smashed back into the motorway where a truck smashed through it tossing you high up then back down onto the road, where another car swerved to avoid the wingless eagle wondering across the road and killed you by running over you breaking every bone painfully before you passed out and died.


I wish I was an Eagle that could fly.

 

Granted.

But you live in New York city and within your first 5 minutes of flying you slam into the side of a large skyscraper and fall to your demise.

I wish I lived in Ireland.

 

Granted. That's bad enough though. There's no way that I can twist it anymore.

I wish PencilJockey lived in Ireland.

 

Granted. But you live with penciljockey, who turns out to be pimp, and you are now his bitch.

I wish I had the power to freeze time.

 

here here be nice this isn't a game where people make fun of one another. If u wanna play that there is another game made by Candiek somewhere in this forum.

U do but guess what u get frozen too!

I wish i had lots of hot women..