The Evil "Wish" Game

Granted. Now you have to do it for some other class. And you have to do a different, even more stupid thing for history.

I wish I was half the writer my classmate thinks he is.

 

granted, you're now half the writer that is your classmate...the depressive inner self...

I wish I could control clouds.

 

Granted, but only the white fluffy ones. You are are now technically a super hero, but you never get invited to go put the smack-down on the bad guys because your super power is of little use to the crew.

I wish I had some milk for my coffee.

 

granted, but you have to get it out of the bull yourself (you didn't say what kind of milk...)

I wish that everyone would stop making each other's nice wishes evil!!

 

granted...

GAME CLOSED.

 

i wish there was a game where members could grant each other's wishes.

 

granted,

New game opened!

I wish that the 'new game' let us make the wishes evil as well as grant them.

 

granted you have just discovered your related to an evil wizard so you can now grant evil wishes.....

I wish that my chihauhau would stop growling at my fiance.

 

granted, she found you in bed with your chihauhau...she's not your fiance anymore.

i wish i had four arms

 

granted, but now you hvae no legs

I wish tomorrow is a snow day

 

Granted, but you slip and break your back.

I wish it was Christmas break already.

 

^ Granted it is Christmas break already. Unfortunately, it is the last day.

I wish the this cold would stop in it's tracks, not get any worse, and go away altogether. I don't wanna be sick.

 

granted, but the cold is replaced by ebola

good luck with that.

I wish for the worst thing imaginable.

 

granted.

I wish i was president bush.

 

Granted, but the Federal Reserve finally runs out of fake money it can print out, so no more pension from the government.

 

I grant marina her unspoken wish to own a blimp, and I even name it for her; the Hindenburg II!

I wish it was two weeks ago.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, you changed time, meaning that you did not wish that wish, as a result the entire fabric of space-time begins to break apart, scattering your molecules into a billion tiny pieces and destroying the whole universe, multiverse and metaverse.l

Bad luck.

I wish thatI had enough money to buy an Xbox 360, with still enough left over to do whatever I want.

 

Granted! These are the last monies ever to come your way.

I wish it were a bit warmer today. Had to throw on a pair of pajama pants!

 

Granted. Your face melts.

I wish I had an idea about what to do for my next blog. (I'm becoming addicted.)

 

Granted, but it's very lame to read and everyone ignores it and you for ever more

I wish that someone would wish to be able to eat soil.

 

Granted, but that wisher is YOU.

*

"I wish for world peace" (insert cheesy pageant show).

 

granted, we all unite against the aliens in a futile attempt to dominate the galaxy...

I wish that my previous wish did not happen...

 

Granted, so you eat GRASS instead.

*

I wish we could dominate the galaxy.

 

wish granted, all the other galaxies unite to destroy us though...

I wish we could rule the universe

 

Granted. You are named emperor of the universe. Unfortunatley..much the ROman Empire, your empire to so far spread that you can't keep it together and your universe empire falls down around your head leaving you with nothing but your crappy little apartment.

I wish I could take a nap today.