The Evil "Wish" Game

Granted. However you oneday cross the road thinking heehee i can jump out in front of cars and i wont get into trouble. You jump out infront of a car five minutes later. The car swerved to avoid you, however the double decker bus behind it didn't. You were crushed then killed painfully from the impact. Your body just went splat.

I wish I was always saved from badthings at the last minute, so that nothing tradgic ever happened to me ever.

 

Granted. You die of old age, after a long and rather dull life.

I wish I wasnt bored so often.

 

Granted. But too much excitment caused you to have a fatal heart attack. You died.

I wish I was the ultimate immortal and wrld dominator.

 

granted. But since you are a world leader, a political activist tries to assassinate you, and shoots you in the head with a sniper rifle. However, you are immortal, so the bullet in the brain causes you to become entirely paralized, and lie down with the immense pain for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was an amazing writer.

 

Granted! However the wish granting software encounters a bug and everyone on earth becomes an amazing writer as well. In short, being an amazing writer becomes the norm until everyone totally forgets about how special it is to become one.

I wish I were evil

 

Granted. Because of your evilness you are hunted down by everyone else on the planet. They decide to due a modern witch burning and slowly burn you at the stake, ignoring your pleas of forgiveness. Your charred remains are then left for starved vultures to consume.

I wish that I didn't have to work.

 

Granted. You run out of money, and after a long string of unfortunate events, die.

I wish I had a new sound system.

 

Granted. But its an Alba . and then you turn it on to play and it blows up electricuting you. Though you try hard to cling onto life you just cannot and the pain consumes you so much you explode.

I wish I was the epitome of evil incarnate, and no bad could be fall me.

 

Ok sure, granted. Nothing bad ever happens to you. You get bored of being grand master of the universe and eventually take your own life.

I wish that the only thing's that could possibly happen to me were good things.

 

Granted. You now live in a world of safeness and nothing bad ever happens to You sadley every single person you know your family your friends wife if you have one kids and well anyone who knows you suddenly drops down dead.
Because nothing bad can ever happen to you sadley anyone who comes near you dies a horrid death.
So in a few years you decide that its a good idea to take your own life and because its a good idea you succeed.

I wish I was the best at everything and worshipped as a good by everyone and they never became tired of worshipping me.

 

Granted. But, you die. That's the best I can up with for that.

I wish that I... let's see.. I wish I oculd come up with a wish.

 

Granted. You wished yourself invisible. One day you crossed the road at a crossing were the traffic is supposed to stop but because the drivers couldn't see you and there were no speed cameras present you got severally flattened by a large truck coming one way as you slowly crawled across to the other side of the road a bus ran straight over you killing you in a very painful way.



I wish I was the best at everything and worshipped as a good by everyone and they never became tired of worshipping me.

 

You get so bored at being the best at everything, you stop at everything and just live a life of luxury, becoming stupendously obese, and dying of multiple diseases. There is much mourning and sorrow, but they soon get over it and worship me, even though I still have to compete at things.

I wishI could make better wishes than Hulls Raven

 

Granted. Sadley you wished to go into the past. There you met your old pal Jacky. Your now dead.

I wish I knew what is not to be known?

 

u do and u die cuz it can't be known

 

Granted. Sadley you new too much and the Government came for you hunted you down and gutted you.


I wish I could live through anything and always become unscathed.

 

Granted. Sadley you end up left alone because the population dies off leaving you lonely.

I wish I never get caught at my secretive life.

 

indeed... wish granted
you secracy is unmatched and you dare the impossible..
you make a pact with the devil... but no secret is hidden in the eyes of god... You burn in hell for the rest of eternity
I wish to meet the most beautiful woman in the world
and that she remain faithful to me

 

Granted. The most beautiful woman in the world remains faithful to you as a friend, but meanwhile goes out rooting every half decent lad on the circuit, but denying you any 'cause your too close as friends.

 

And this is bad because.......?????

Your Old Pal Jacky​

 

frost u were supposed to post a wish

 

oh right... your jack the ripper sori

 

I wish I was the unbeatable human who never lost at anything and was never harmed in life?

 

We've been through this.

In your mighty might you grow lazy blah blah eventually die, much grieving, the world moves on, the end.

I wish this game was less repetitive.

 

wish granted frost...
this thread becomes so Exciting that a concussion causes you to have a stroke making you the first paralysis victim to have gotten paralysis from reading a bunch of posts

I wish to be a god