This holy winter I urge you to enroll in our Adopt-a-Writer campaign. For only 99 Euros we provide you the opportunity to mentor your very own creative writer. @pongo trapped in his parents' house in suburbia has a sensation of greatness. Will you unlock his burgeoning talent? Or @Rex, alienated from society, has no friends. Save him from sado-masochistic scribbles. @Daphne romantic - but breath toxic, her acne so very virulent. Leading men hang from floss at her widescreen. Could she tidy her desk? In return for contributions, we shall post to you not only the weekly @Writer newsletter, and the fascinating late-night re-drafts, but coffee-rings captured by leading scientists; profile updates as they, with your help, learn to pack it all in, and recover and become contributing and useful citizens of our society. Because we know, here at Writer Community, nobody reads books any longer. These people require help and our patronage. Thank you Charles the Kreepii-Preesty, surrounded by beautiful women in my armed compound. mmm
“We’re all mad here” is all, CT. I envision this Christmas appeal ending badly amidst whispers of writing sweatshops and accusations of human trafficking...
