The First World Whinging Thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Iain Aschendale, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. Writersaurus

    Writersaurus Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2018
    Messages:
    90
    Likes Received:
    85
    Location:
    Milton Keynes, England
    If somebody posts a Justin Bieber video, I'm going to throw my laptop out of the window and kill it with fire.
     
  2. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    17,925
    Likes Received:
    27,174
    Location:
    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    :superidea::superidea::superidea:
     
  3. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2012
    Messages:
    6,631
    Likes Received:
    10,135
    Location:
    Yorkshire


    C'mon babbi xx
    [​IMG]
     
  4. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2016
    Messages:
    22,639
    Likes Received:
    25,931
    Location:
    East devon/somerset border
    back on the topic of making friends the Dale Carnegie book - how to make friends and influence people is still relevant today
     
    Cave Troll and Moon like this.
  5. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2016
    Messages:
    22,639
    Likes Received:
    25,931
    Location:
    East devon/somerset border
    Sorry laptop

     
    Cave Troll and Shenanigator like this.
  6. Moon

    Moon Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2017
    Messages:
    3,573
    Likes Received:
    9,339
    To the mental clinic.
    Yeah, really good book. I treat it like a social holy book and read it near monthly.
     
    Cave Troll likes this.
  7. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2016
    Messages:
    22,639
    Likes Received:
    25,931
    Location:
    East devon/somerset border
    Not a good choice for surviving a zombie apocalypse - they won't have any guns or even sharp things … police station or army base gets my vote
     
    Cave Troll likes this.
  8. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    17,925
    Likes Received:
    27,174
    Location:
    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    Sadist. :supergrin:
     
    Shenanigator likes this.
  9. Moon

    Moon Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2017
    Messages:
    3,573
    Likes Received:
    9,339
    Talking zombies would be interesting. Maybe we could get them to only eat societies undesirables. Like politicians.
     
  10. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2012
    Messages:
    6,631
    Likes Received:
    10,135
    Location:
    Yorkshire
    ‘Dale Carnegie’ on a “writers’ website....”...really must only highlight...aberration - whilst I seek ammunition.

    ‘Arise plumbers..’
     
    Cave Troll likes this.
  11. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2015
    Messages:
    18,851
    Likes Received:
    35,472
    Location:
    Face down in the dirt
    Currently Reading::
    Telemachus Sneezed
    First world whinge: The rental car company gave me a free upgrade from a four door sedan to a Hyundai Tucson, which is some sort of smallish SUV.

    Without a trunk.

    Which means I'm gonna have to pull the bolts etc from my firearms before I drive up north, and cover everything with a blanket so that the cases aren't visible.
     
    Cave Troll and matwoolf like this.
  12. NobodySpecial

    NobodySpecial Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2015
    Messages:
    2,087
    Likes Received:
    3,445
    Usually theres a way around that. They knew not all cars had lockable trunks. I remember Illinois required the guns be in one locked case and the ammo in another. If you really want to have fun with them, put the keys to the first two locks in a third case and if you get pulled over tell them you left that key at home.
     
  13. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2012
    Messages:
    6,631
    Likes Received:
    10,135
    Location:
    Yorkshire
    Heralding a murderous shooting rampage of Japanese elk-Pokemon-squirrels.

    Don’t forget your boots
     
  14. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    17,925
    Likes Received:
    27,174
    Location:
    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    :superidea:
    Boots Bows.jpg
     
    flawed personality likes this.
  15. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2015
    Messages:
    18,851
    Likes Received:
    35,472
    Location:
    Face down in the dirt
    Currently Reading::
    Telemachus Sneezed
    [​IMG]
     
    izzybot and Cave Troll like this.
  16. Moon

    Moon Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2017
    Messages:
    3,573
    Likes Received:
    9,339
    Always carry a spare.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. flawed personality

    flawed personality Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    6,235
    Likes Received:
    13,886
    Where can I get some of those?
     
    Cave Troll likes this.
  18. flawed personality

    flawed personality Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    6,235
    Likes Received:
    13,886
    Out of 118 grams of Smarties, I have had less than 5 pink ones. Disgraceful. Nestle should be ashamed.
     
  19. Moon

    Moon Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2017
    Messages:
    3,573
    Likes Received:
    9,339
    Speaking of candy....with Halloween coming up, I can't help but feel a bit....bitchy. Thanks to Lord Diabetus, I can't pig out on candy anymore. :( So much for buying those large bags of candy they'll be selling really soon....
     
  20. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    17,925
    Likes Received:
    27,174
    Location:
    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    I sorry Moon. :friend:
     
  21. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Supporter Contributor

    Joined:
    May 2, 2018
    Messages:
    6,738
    Likes Received:
    10,228
    Location:
    The kingdom of scrambled portmanteaus
    My first ^^^ this.
     
  22. minstrel

    minstrel Leader of the Insquirrelgency Supporter Contributor

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2010
    Messages:
    10,742
    Likes Received:
    9,991
    Location:
    Near Sedro Woolley, Washington
    Fixed it for you. :p
     
  23. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2017
    Messages:
    12,330
    Likes Received:
    19,958
    Location:
    Rhode Island
    I've worked a few restaurants that have hosted Meetup events and... they're awkward to say the least. There's obviously a clique of reserved, reticent people. Another group of elderly people, but then there's always the super friendly, effusive guy who just has to talk to everyone. That's the one I keep my eye on. If I ever have to sit down with a police sketch artist, that will invariably be the dude I'll be forced to describe.
     
  24. Writersaurus

    Writersaurus Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2018
    Messages:
    90
    Likes Received:
    85
    Location:
    Milton Keynes, England
    You put on a Beiber video. People on forums are so predictable. I could use that...:twisted::twisted::twisted:
     
  25. flawed personality

    flawed personality Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    6,235
    Likes Received:
    13,886
    That was brilliant. So many things wrong with that video, that you wouldn't know where to start.
    I like the song though. :)
     
    Shenanigator likes this.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice