The First World Whinging Thread

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  1. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Supporter Contributor

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    Holey Ouchy Schizle, Fatman!
     
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    That I don't live in a self-cleaning flat. *sigh*
     
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  3. EstherMayRose

    EstherMayRose Gay Souffle Contributor

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    What really annoys me is that whenever I scroll through Facebook, there's always at least one bitchy post about "no-one's there for me, oh I'm so sick of being the only one who's willing to do things for others", etc., etc. The most recent one had a bonus of "when I'm dead...." Seriously, if you have an issue with someone, go to them directly, in person. Don't smear passive-aggressive messages all over social media to be shared and shared again (and be "so true"'d into oblivion).

    Also I hate the fact that one of my aunts posts like a teenager. (And she recently posted a picture that said "All women are bi. Sexual or polar.", to which she had added "And it's your job to work out which one I am!")
     
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    Plot twist: She's all three.
     
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  5. EstherMayRose

    EstherMayRose Gay Souffle Contributor

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    Three?

    I'm genuinely confused here.
     
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    I can't get Android Auto to play nice with the car. The car screen keeps freezing. I end up juggling my mobile phone so i can see the screen, which is illegal, dangerous and kind of why i got a car with Android Auto in the first place.
     
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  7. Some Guy

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    Give em two stars in review. State phone model and car (+year).
     
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  8. Iain Aschendale

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    I first used that when I was back home in August. Worked fine except for it needed both the car's bluetooth and the USB to be hooked up to my phone, which was a burner and had none of my music on it. My Japanese phone had no connection to the US cell network, so it could only be used for music. If I plugged it in via the headphone/aux jack, there was no way to control anything but the volume from the car's systems.

    Decisions decisions.
     
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  9. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    She's bi. she's sexual, and she's bipolar.
     
  10. Some Guy

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    bisexpolualarity
     
  11. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Damn polarsexuals*

    Frigid, every last one of them.

    [​IMG]

    There are some extremely NSFW Oglaf cartoons on this subject.
     
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    Diphallic bisexuals go three ways.

    (Those damn two masted fisturbators)
     
  13. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    That must be some relations-ship!
     
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    Twin -stick - multi gears forward, two in reverse!
     
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    It got better with each spoiler I opened! :superlaugh:
     
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  17. EstherMayRose

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    In all fairness, those people can be pretty scary!
     
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    What's the hell's an influencer? o_O
     
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    One who gives you influenza i.e. a negligent bastard idiot. I think.
     
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    EstherMayRose Gay Souffle Contributor

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    A famous person who, usually through social media, essentially determines what's fashionable by influencing young people. People like those lovely Kardashians, and people who rose to fame purely on Instagram, so I don't recall any names.
     
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    Speaking of which, I've never understood why in America, a Halloween costume doesn't necessarily have to be related to ghosts/spooky/horror.
     
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    Vintage Costumes.jpg
     
  23. OurJud

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    @Cave Troll - that's a headless man on the right. Pretty scary to be fair.

    Oh, no it's not. He has a top hat on. Didn't see that.
     
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  24. Iain Aschendale

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    I've never understood why dressing up as a "monster" is cool and funny, but dressing up as a real monster, a la Eric Cartman or Prince Harry, gets you censured.
     
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    Whoa, whoa, WHOA now ... As a British guy, I have to say you're just wrong.

    Cartman's pretty cool.
     
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