The First World Whinging Thread

What ever can be counted as feet... There is probably about two of them.

If there is something else that needs warming it must be a not-foot kind of thingy.

 

You are not dumb.

Life does have Enigmas. And some of them are hard to crack. The second sock is for the Enigma. And this time there is no need to crack it.

https://www.cmu.edu/news/stories/archives/2018/february/images/Enigma_4_OpenSide-900x600-min.jpg

Yeah. The Enigma.

They are so rare and valuable that it is important to protect them from snow and frost.

Never let your Enigma freeze. If you do, cracking codes can get difficult.

 

I tried the red hot chili peppers and sock thing out. After crushes several chili’s up in a sock I then placed the said ite on my todger ... wasn’t impressed. After humping the snow for a few hours I then found myself running to A&E after my close encounter with Mr. Jack Frost ... he bites!

 

This just made me happy. It's good to know there's still some innocence left int he world.

 

Innocence is an enigmatic thing.

 

We are all Enigmales.

 

My mother's birthday is tomorrow, and I half expect her to do something to try and restore the status quo between now and Christmas.

Excuse me while I batten down the hatches.

 

I think some of us are Fenigmales.

And that is good.

 

Aaah! This. This is the word I was trying to think of!
Nicely done!

 

What does that mean?!

 

This song represents how I feel about your comment.
Also, nostalgia much.

 

I don't know. It is a fenigma to me.

 

Oh dear, what have I started? Are Fenigmales related to the Nac Mac Feegles? They sound about as dangerous.

 

It's tooooo late!!!

 

Well...

Once there was a petite and kind ginger Kelda that was working as a bouncer in a biker&skinhead bar in....

 

I'm going to regret this, I know. <Cringes> And ...?

 

...aaand the cable remote has suddenly given up the ghost. New batteries didn't help, and a quick check of the IR light shows nothing being emitted.

Electronics store closes in an hour and twenty, dunno if they'll have a universal remote that will fill the bill. Decisions decisions.

 

I have a plug in IR emitter for my mobile to use in just such emergencies. My old Samsung used to have one built in, but they've stopped doing that in North America. Maybe, being in Asia, you've lucked out and someone in your house already has one.

 

...and thank God I don't know what has happened in her life.

 

Thanks for the suggestion, but I tried and no joy.

 

Too many awesome pictures to choose from for a Halloween avatar. Please expect random changes for a while. *sigh*

 

Anything nice with Charlie Brown and pumpkins will do.

 

I must whine about whining.

Should I try applied whining, competitive whining, heavy weight martyrdom, visual discontent, moral highground self pity, light annoyance, super heavy virtue signalling egoboost pseudo suicidalism of what?

Why it is so hard to take whining and martyrdom seriously?

....whinewhinewhinewhine....