What the holy hell went on here? ETA @PoemNerd212 Depending on your hair type, a heavy conditioner, such as a weekly treatment might work best as a defense against chlorine. Or you could try coconut oil. (Yeah, yeah, I hear some of you yahoos chortling... To you I say for the love of God spring for something better than Vaseline, if only to save yourself and your partner from the stench of patroleum. Plus, Vaseline breaks down latex, so there’s that. Play safe people! )
USING FRESHLY BOILED WATER FOR TEA IS A MYTH. We stayed up late last night researching, if you could tell your students. Please save the trees.
I read on WebMD or AskMommies that the best thing to do is boil a big pot of water on Sunday night, then freeze it so that all you have to do is microwave it when you need it during the week to save time and it works for me really well saves me so much time with my tea and coffee and instant cocococoa.
You are on my dartboard, princess. How's it feel? Shall I go on? Take off your negligee, Charles..mmm [sorry, I just sent one away. HYPER-PRICK and I narrated in my special duck voice. But of course they never read it like a duck. Fkt]
Well if tigers can drink cold muddy water why can't we? That's what I was thinking watching the documentary. I ran outside I couldn't find any puddles. ... I wish these ass pills would wear off...
Have you any left? (the pills - well... or the ass) The puddles the tigers drink are on the India side of the world. Tha's why you can'e find um.
No, no, maybe Junior will sabotage me with a doobie at Xmas? 'Thanks son, that's just the psychological crisis I always wanted. Sure, let's share it and you can laugh as I crawl into a ball. Nightclubbing? Perfect in my condition. And you spiked my drink, great. Let's go.'
Your post reminded me that we had a cat who loved drinking the water from the Christmas tree stand every year after the tree had been up for about a week. Given the amount of pesticides and God knows what else that must have leached into it, we were horrified and tried to discourage it. She was a striped kitty, so tigers and all... She lived to be 22 years old, though, so perhaps there’s something about pesticide-laden pine water! Spoiler: Spoiler No, there isn’t. Do not try this at home. Do not let your pets or humans try this at home. Consider this your PSA.
Managed to break my arm (damn ice...), so it's difficult to get the groceries out of the shopping cart in a hurry, difficult to reach te wallet, and difficult to use the debit card quickly. So sorry if that's an inconvenience to you.
Now I'm imagining your cat was the feline equivalent of those surly waitress types that live to be a hundred and five even though they've been smoking since the age of six. Or maybe they just look a hundred and five because of the smoking. Never really thought it polite to ask.
Schitfeaced, ah took a bitofa drag off a doob, bout seventeen, playen TRON at the corner shoppe. I see thum wee spiders comen at me outta the screen, an teak off t'the back o'the store screamen. Threw a dumpster inta the street, I ded. Spent the next af'our penned down t'bottum the wall, read'noff the cracks in the piant, babblen abuot the beginnn o'the werld. Now tha ye mention, me an ma eight legs goinna sho'er off w'some Raid. Cheers
If you hear agitated huffing and puffing or sighs behind you, you can often put them in their place (and avoid further injuring yourself) by pretending not to hear it, turning toward the huff-puffer-sigher, and asking them for assistance while looking them in the eye. Works wonders. Meanwhile, I hope you feel better soon!
"I seem to be having trouble getting my wallet out of my pocket. Would you putting your hand in there for me? Deeper... Deeeeeper. Little deeper. No, no. You look me in the eyes while we finish this."
