The First World Whinging Thread

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  1. flawed personality

    flawed personality Contributor Contributor

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    Having tasted both real chicken and quorn burgers, they taste nothing alike. But then the burgers I got are meant to be a replacement for beef, I think. Though they don't taste like that either.

    ETA: Thought the quorn chicken pieces are pretty good. :p
     
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  2. Some Guy

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    Just stay on your paper. Goood Quorn, goood kitty... thing. :D
     
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  3. flawed personality

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    I'm annoyed because I can't seem to get consistent banana flavoured milk through these flavoured straws that I bought. I either get very flavoured, hardly flavoured, or no discernable flavour. What is the technique?! :confused:
     
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    If you're referring to me, I am currently a sexualized piece of fried chicken. ....kitty fell in a fryer....mabye I am made of Quorn...how would I know? Would Quorn be the equivalent of botox for me? That bust is probably quorn.

    My FWW is this the weather ....again. My flu is finally breaking up and today was my first time leaving the house this week for a reason other than to get more medicine. Of course, the sky had to dump more and more snow, that was meant for yesterday. Thought it had missed us. Noo, had to shovel the stuff this morning. Get more and more sick of the snow every winter. Gonna move down south one of these years. Louisiana or something. Maybe, probably not...i`ll just go make hot cocoa.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Sexy Chicken Lady.jpg
     
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  6. Iain Aschendale

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    You have to have a very consistent sucking speed to ensure that all the milk is getting equal time with the flavor beads.

    Honestly, they don't work very well though.
     
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    The movies I can borrow via download from my local public library are not HD, much less 4K.
    And the videos that can be physically borrowed are all DVDs, not Blu-Ray.

    Like, what decade are they living in?
     
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    Look I was young, I needed the money don`t judge me.

    Today in legitimate helpful advice that you hope to god will never be taken out of context. They just need to bring those cereal straws back.
     
  9. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    It's ok, you gotta do what you gotta do. :D
     
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    It`s so hard out there, everybody just treats me like I`m just a piece of meat.
     
  11. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    It's a cruel world sometimes, but you're past that now. :superidea:
     
  12. Some Guy

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    I't's the barbeque sauce that's humiliating *shudder*
     
  13. Iain Aschendale

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    Believe me, it was hard, but if you suck it just right, the liquid that comes out is worth the effort. ;)
     
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    Not sure why, but this made me think of extremely depressed person
    using their tears as lubricant, in a mournful masturbation session...o_O

    Granted most of the time those two activities are not done at the same time,
    but I suppose in the end it will be worth the effort?
     
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    You mean you don`t cry when you.....ohhhhh.....never mind....................

    We`re falling down a rabbit hole here.
     
  16. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Yeah best not look too far into it, it's a slippery slope to nowhere good (or normal). :D
     
  17. Iain Aschendale

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    Rabbit, bunny, whatever.

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    It's a slippery slope. We don't want to be in a sticky situation. o_O
     
  19. flawed personality

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    I think I'm right in saying that if it's making you cry, you're probably doing it wrong! :superlaugh:
     
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    Either that or you're doing it very, very properly :)
     
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  22. flawed personality

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    Bored, bored, bored! That's set to be the theme for the week, as I have nothing planned whatsoever! May have to schedule a day out somewhere. Sigh.
     
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  23. Iain Aschendale

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    "Hey, good mornin. Lemme get aw bacon, egg and cheese on aw hero. Take ya time but make it snappy, Ahmed."

    "You got it, boss"

    "Eh! Ahmed! The wawduh for the tea is cold, what gives?"

    "Heatuh is broken, brother."

    "Muda fucka"

    Now I'm stuck without tea and a turkey sausage egg and cheese sandwich. Also, Brooklyn accent added for that more awthentic experience.
     
  25. Alan Aspie

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    No, we don't.

    Where's the sauce?
     
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