The Happiness Thread

If that's German for getting drunk, then yes.

 

How about getting drunk while exploring the insides of the Earth? I mean, what could possibly go wrong there, right?

 

This is probably safer than getting drunk and skydiving.

 

Or getting drunk and mapping a minefield.

 

Safe, even for drunk people.

 

Unless you're my mother.

 

But what are the chances that @Lewdog is your mother?

 

I will not, in good conscience, do a 'Luke, I Am Your Father' joke.

I will instead admire the fedora on Minstrel's head and be excited about my new volunteer opportunity.

 

I thought about that.

Condering that that would imply that I was somehow switched at birth, that his profile states he's thousands of miles away from where I'm from and that he's a man... I wouldn't say they're very high...

Maybe exactly 1/(1.73 x 10^42).

Unless he's ginger. I which case I'd have to start over...

 

Yeah @minstrel you've just been served. Where I come from we call that a ginger snap!

 

You've lost me. I'm still trying to figure out what species @Nothingness is. Not ginger, surely - I gathered that. But which came first, the @Lewdog or the @Nothingness?

 

You mean you're actually ginger? I was just firing random shots, I didn't mean it.

The next one will be intentional though.

Also if I did come first that would somewhat reduce the chances of him being my mother and all, since you'd have to allow for time travel and all that nonsense...

 

Well, @Lewdog contributes to nothing, so, in a sense, he contributed to nothingness. Unless, of course, nothing was around before dog.

 

Now many believe before God or the Big Bang Theory there was nothingness.

To shoot a hole in your theory though, wouldn't my name be Nothingdog?

 

Now we're talking about ancient history, and I'm not an archaeologist. Nor, for that matter, a nothingologist, though I could probably pass an exam in nothing if we're allowed to leave the answers blank.

So I'm out of my depth. I will leave the rest of the discussion to you qualified specialists.

 

You'll get nothing and LIKE IT!

 

Did you just turn into a giraffe!?!?!? I suppose you'll have to change your username too...

 

He just likes to show off his deep throat

 

You're just jealous because chicks dig the fact I can lick my eyebrows.

 

I could do that if I had my eyebrows on my lips, too.

 

No here is a true story for you:

I was dating a girl that was going to the University of Akron to be a veterinarian. On one of our dates I took her to the Cincinnati Zoo which is one of the top zoos in the country. We were in the safari area and went up on the observation deck to watch the giraffes feeding. One of the giraffes licked above its eyes, yes above its eyes, and simultaneously we turned to each other and she gave me a sly smile and we both laughed. Those became expectations I never lived up to.

 

Wait, I'm out for a few hours, and suddenly Lewdog is a giraffe???

Oh well. The avatar is fitting for you, Lew.

 

Looks like a pretty surefire way of getting likes. Hmm...

ANNOUNCEMENT

Well, I've taken the plunge and decided to sign up to a Sponsored Gladiator Combat event, even though I probably won't live through it. It's for gay African kids with learning difficulties and, um, leprosy.

It's going to be especially traumatic since I was attacked by a gladiator when I was a child, but when I think of the good cause it brings a tear to my eye.

PF

(@edamame: Not knocking your post for a minute. Go for it!)

 

Could be worse. Could be clowns.

Also, where do I sign up?