The Happiness Thread

No, I don't have a wig, not even a blonde one.
I stole it from deviantart for the little sign. The
Drag French Maid is just an added bonus.

 

Well, you would've lost your title as The Good Doctor if you started to clean houses! Just saying.

Though I actually did work in cleaning. Less sexy outfits, I tell you! And less good use of all those beds I had to make

 

That is true. If I were to go into a drag, I think I would need
a good amount of encouragement to do so. Also would stick
to my preferred niche of clothing based on my style.

Yeah I kinda figure that real cleaning people don't get to dress
that sexy for work.

 

Well... if you ever want to go into drag I'll be your supporter all the way! Just give me a shout!

 

Given that if they did, people would understandably start asking exactly what work they did...

 

Now I'm thinking of The Sims!

 

I beg to disagree with my fictional cleaning company 5 guys and their gimp.
The guys keep you entertained and the gimp cleans house.

If you ever hope to see that happen, you better start a petition to gain support and favor for it.

 

I'm tempted to say I'll sign that...
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a petition.

 

Now I'm thinking of Pulp Fiction!

 

Where do I sign?

 

My Ghod, your eyes are awesome! Glasses rock, Velma was fucking hot! Do you feel pretty? Yeah huh! Go get 'em kiddo, you're a lucky catch!

 

They also disappear completely when I take my glasses off, just like Velm... wait, there was a picture without glases, wasn't there?

And thank you

 

That picture is sublime...

 

3 days off from my moron job, woohoo!
...
Working today - totally inflicted with verbal diarrhea [sp?] genus/talked utter shit to members of the public, and also greeted strangers on the way in, on my bicycle, a proper weirdo with 'hi' or 'good morning' to twenty people. Aiming to lower pitch of my voice - going forward/more gruff & more appropriate 'hard man' - less falsetto.

 

Got invited to a party at Bear Mountain for (hopefully) Saturday.

 

Typing this it just turned to the 6:th of June here in Sweden meaning it's exactly a month until I'm going to England.
Can't wait to finally curl up with my beloved again. It's been far too long.

 

Travel by Cat, I hear it's life changing.

 

No, man. It's travel by pussy. Totally different. And less weird baby-animations!

 

Definitely been too long babygirl, but it's not long now. All I've been thinking of all day is when you get here, getting all twitchy and excited like a love-struck teenager and I just don't care because... 30 days until I get my Lemie all to myself again. How can I stop smiling when I have that to think about?

*glows* I've never been happier than when I'm with you baby. And this time we get two whole weeks to snuggle up. What could be a better way to spend my summer than with my älskling?

 

...And now I have diabetes...

 

There are so many things wrong with this, I'm unsure where to begin.
That said, I know someone who kept trying to ride their dog (as above)-no beastiality jokes, please (realises this is a pointless request as she has seen first hand the depraved madness of the comic genius of WF members). *sits back with some snacks to enjoy the inevitable show*

 

Don't anyone to die from us being too adoreable, so I'll keep it simple: I love you, sugarbear!

And we'll have all days to be cute (on Snapchat, people, I swear) tomorrow

 

Three cheers for lovestruck @Lemie and @LostThePlot !