The Happiness Thread

Love you too beautiful

 

OH man... they are at it again. . LOL.

 

I swear we wouldn't be this annoying if we actually got to see each other more often than ever third month or so.

Or not really. We're too ridiculous for this world. Makes us a perfect match

 

When dealing with a sugarbear you need to bring extra insulin shots.

 

Just remember kids.

 

This!

We never get to be cute in public. This is what we have to do instead of holding hands and kissing in the queue at Starbucks. It's super hard to make everyone jealous of how happy we are when no-one sees us together, you know?

It takes work to be this sickening!

 

Not sure if you're waiting for the wedding-invitation or me and Lost becoming a very american family who sticks around for the amusement of the viewers back home.
We're a bit too European for the last part

 

Well fortunately for us we're not planning on babies. Married, well, not just yet, but one day . But definitely no babies, so that gives us a leg up on Al and Peggy. It helps that I never need to put my own hand down my pants too

 

To the Future.

 

Just a warning... remember I am happily single.

 

I thought out of everyone here you could appreciate a relationship with chains

 

Not quite. Besides I am a straps and cuffs man.

 

Cuffs can have chains...

 

If memory serves me right flappers used to call wedding rings "Handcuffs" - I'm just saying that one might be more fun to play with - but the other is more pretty to look at. I could live with both to be honest.

 

Which reminds me...I once got stuck in a pair of handcuffs.
What can I say...I was too curious for my own good.

 

Tis true.

 

Well, that's gonna be a pretty tall order, since some people do revenge instead. LOL (that's an old saying in Hollywood.)

I knew I'd be a great flapper!!!!!

 

Meet you in the middle.
Thumb Cuffs.
Works as rings, and you can be together.

 

To be fair; handcuffs are kinda supposed to keep you stuck in them!

Personally, I used to keep a handcuff key taped to the back of my headboard so whatever compromising position I might find myself in I knew I could always get out of it. I swear that's true too; I still have to key as well.

 

Shh @LostThePlot ...you're giving away all your secrets! Your enemies (or lovers) may use them against you...

 

Doesn't seem like good restraints AND I would probably manage to break my thumbs in one freak accident or the other. I mean - what is the use of being restrained if you don't at least make an effort to get out? Yeah?

 

Houdini, anyone?