While I got fishnets in the toy box (red pair, and black pair), with my calves I could never pass, cause they are too 'manly' to pull off the look. #DrummerProbs.
Yeah, can't argue with that. I suppose I am kinda self conscious since my right is bigger than my left by a bit.
Well, nobody's perfect. ETA: Except for that one guy, but I guess he was Jewish, and considering what happened to him I'm really not all that jealous.
Given that Christmas is all about someone who made fishers of men, fishnet stockings seem appropriate somehow.