The Happiness Thread

Late to the party (hello again insomnia!), but that's cute that you think that there's a phone where they'd be taking you.

 

"Listen to me, It's Homer. I'm in a bit of trouble and I need you to call my lawyer for me."
"Hi, I'm Elmo. Do you want to play?"
"Yeah, I know I called you. I don't have a lot of time and --"
"Do you know what colour a firetruck is?"
"God damn it, pay attention! I'm in a lot of shit here."
"Elmo said you should have cleared your browser history."
"... Elmo.?"
" ..."
"What did you do, Elmo?"
" ..."
"WHAT DID YOU GODDAM DO!?!?

 

Homer is p-o-s-h POSH

 

I can't keep quoting people. Literally, every post on this page is funny.

 

Well, I mean, there's a like button, so yeah...that always worked for me!

 

OMG My favorite toy when I was like 2 or 3!

 

Well I think I have wrapped up chapter 3 with 2524 words,
bringing the total too 9067.
And of course the advanced society with an orbital ring has
the most ideal currency ever conceived: coins.
Quilani has 700 ounces of platinum from selling her bra
to the weird fly thing. So a 43.75 lb sack of coins.

 

Had a very stressful morning, but quite a reasonable evening, so I'm ending the day on a high.

 

Balance...It rarely happens, you have to take it when you can.

 

I woke with a smile, when I realised my cat had climbed onto my chest, and settled down there.

She's never done it before. So sweet.

Not sure how long she'd been there. I sleep heavily. Could have been hours.

I'm not very big, so theoretically she could have crushed me to death.

It's not a bad way to go

 

Yesterday was payday.

Today is a costume party.

I am bad at makeup.

I am paying to get a dumb glam job at the mall makeup place (as I’m just donning my brocade gown I commissioned last year for the costume wedding).

I’ll probably look dumb and like a pig in lipstick and I’m still really excited.

 

Go for it. I bet you'll look great

 

Is your 'cat' a lion?

 

Lol.
No, but she was right over my heart. I had my arms out wide. I don't know. It felt pretty crushing ha ha.
I shouldn't complain. She might sleep on my face tonight

 

Ah, amazing. I love little dogs.

 

One time I had the covers pulled over my head and my little calico cat decided to sleep on it. Nothing like 7 pounds of warm contented purring buzzing through your skull on a cold night.

 

My cat isnt very big. But neither am I.
Attacking me a few minutes ago

Oops. Photos deleted, due to the link containing my name!

 

Damnation. Can't seem to upload photos from my phone. Tried resizing but still too large

 

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