@Jud, what time you eating your ready meal and pot noodle? Can I come round? ... I'm drafting draft 1 of my opus 'Night Shift.' Obviously brilliant but unpublishable again due to Data Protection/Boris Johnson.
Don't let the Americans know that Brits only shower once a week Mmm. Pot Noodle. I like the Chicken and Mushroom.
Stupid, fat, docile. Broad-minded, cerebral. Better than nothing cat and a boy. I shall replace him with my new A N Dog in 2022, thereabouts. Catlife.
I can't think of a witty retort. I need a shave. It's back to work tomorrow and the garbage on TV makes me want to hurt people.
Noodles - a bit mental health/prison food/pack me up and ship me home IMO Ate ‘curry original’ on the night shift last night/8 to 8 locked w a lunatic/and loving it/him.