Since I don't know first aid, probably REALLY bad. Oh, and anyone knifing their own eardrums, I consider them insane. Agreed. I'd be there with my family and would only be about my family and I in the UK. Suspicions that you people are completely mad? Suspicions that you plan to turn everyone British as I'm now drinking tea and have adopted your slang? Accident, that was. Yes, Lemex. All of them are music to my ears.
Hahaha. I don't drink tea so don't worry, not everyone here are tea drinking umm British people. And sadly, a lot of Americanisms have been integrated into our language so we won't force slang upon you. Woo, Italy tomorrow! I should really pack.
The adopting slang thing, that is pay back for British people calling helicopters 'Choppers'. And I'm a coffee man. And the what? The welsh accent is just phlegm and the Geordie accent makes one sound dumb.
HAHAHA!! This is why I like you, Lemex! Hilarious and fun to talk to. I'd be more than happy to drink with you in a pub any day!
haha...well that's not so bad then. I can't think of what a Northumbrian accent sounds like though. Give me an example of a famous person! lol
Got a haircut. Now I have short hair; just the way I like it. I wonder if Eunoia would be upset if I called her Eunoiy? Probably. XD
I've found a good way to combat bad music. Taking the p*ss. Take that awful song 'Mr. Saxobeat'. It can so easily become 'Mr. Sexy Feet'. My god I need sleep.
Woke up to my little dog on the bed sniffing and licking me. I love that she does that every morning.
I wrote a poem last night. May not sound like the world's biggest feat, but it is the first time I have put pen to paper (in a creative sense) in over a year.
Congrats. It's always a good feeling. I've critiqued it. Hope you find my comments a little useful. It was an interesting read.