The "I would never" game

I dunno. It could be fun.




I would never feed bicarbinate of soda to birds.

 

Nor would I.

I would never feed honey water to hummingbirds

 

What does that do?




I would never feed myself to piranhas.

 

(honey usually contains small quantities of botulism toxin, which can be fatal to hummingbirds. It's not recommended to feed honey to babies either, for the same reason)

Nor would I.

I would never dive near lobster traps

 

Nope.

(Wow, honey has botox in?)



I would never mug someone.

 

Nor would I.

I would never drink an abandoned drink at a bar

 

God no!




I would never live in the jungle.

 

Nor I.

I would never eat bear meat again.

 

Never eaten it.



I would never go on a blind date.

 

Done that, never again.

I would never date within my gender

 

Nope. Don't swing that way.




I would never hit on a drunk person. (Well, not counting in a joking way)

 

Nor would I - no fun to be found there, only desperation

I would never get a botox injection

 

Me neither. Not knowing what that stuff is.




I would never eat quorn.

 

Never heard of it.

I would never eat yeast sludge

 

I'm not sure what that is, but I'm going to say no...




I would never shave my head.

 

Neither would I. (Quorn is a meat substitute made out of mushrooms and we eat quite a lot. It's low in fat and is good for you.)

I would never drive and talk on the phone at the same time except when hands free and to advise person I was pulling over.

 

Me neither. Muti-tasking isn't my thing.




I would never buy a fake ID.

 

I don't need to.

I would never scratch my rear in public.

 

Lol. Not consciously.




I would never annex the Sudetenland

 

Nope


I would never run towards a randy bear.

 

Nope.




I would never spike someone's drink with rohypnol.

 

Naaa.

Would never run towards a randy Monkey.

 

Nope.




I would never run towards a randy sheep.

 

LOL Nope can't say I would either.

I would never follow you after those Randy sheep.

 

No, because I wouldn't go after the randy sheep in the first place.



I would never share in your bizarre practices of bestiality