The "I would never" game

Discussion in 'Word games' started by Car'Mel, May 28, 2007.

  1. TVDinner

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    oh god no. that is about as low as some one can go stealing from a charity collection.

    I would never drive my car and have someone hang out the window with a baseball bat - swinging and knocking down everyone's mailboxes by playing mailbox baseball
     
  2. Cogito

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    Neither would I, but I have hung out from the back of a box truck, holding on with one hand and one foot, passing beers to passing cars.

    I would never slash anyone's tires.
     
  3. TVDinner

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    neither would I. I hate that and keying people's cars. Just sad

    I would never hit my dog with a rolled up magazine
     
  4. Night Haunter

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    neither would i id shoot the crettin

    i would never pee in the coffee jar
     
  5. TVDinner

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    lol. I would just pee in the woods, or on the ground, or on myself, haha Why waste a perfectly good jar.

    I would never make prank phone calls
     
  6. Banzai

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    Of course I wouldn't, that would just be immature :p




    I would never eat a person.
     
  7. TVDinner

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    even if you were stranded with no food and the other person died on his own and you needed food to survive. i think i would do whatever it took, and that might also mean eating a person TO LIVE...

    I would never eat the meat of an endangered animal
     
  8. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    I would eat the meat of an endangered animal before I would eat the meat of a fellow human.

    I would never eat the meat of a sentient being.
     
  9. Banzai

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    Meh, I don't know.



    I would never join the army.
     
  10. TVDinner

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    nope - to old at this point.

    I would never waste time in chat rooms online and flirt with others when I am in a relationship
     
  11. Banzai

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    Nope :p




    I would never drink drive.
     
  12. TVDinner

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    me either

    I would never leave the scene of an accident that I was invovled in
     
  13. Cogito

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    I have - sort of. Many years ago, I was bicycling to a Halloween party, made up as an accident victim with fake blood, and the cast from my recently-healed broken nose. I heard a crash in the intersection I had just left, and turned back to ask if everyone was ok.
    One of the drivers said, "Never mind me, what about you?"
    I explained my appearance, but when I saw an angry look growing in his face, I climbed back on my bike and high-tailed it out of there.

    I would never harm a dog unless it were actually attacking me.
     
  14. TVDinner

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    same for me. If it attacked me though, I would beat it hard and protect myself

    I would never knit my own clothing
     
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    i have done that with my nana but i never wore it. :)

    i would never slap my mam/dad.
     
  16. Baywriter

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    Oh, too late for that on my end.

    I would never shoot myself.
     
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    Nope, that would be daft.



    I would never torture someone.
     
  18. Doc

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    You've just never had the proper motivation is all. Torture has it's merits.

    I would never eat a torture victim while driving drunk and chatting online.
     
  19. Baywriter

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    Hmm... I'm not sure I could do that.

    I would never mix up "your" and "you're" while sober. That is a sin!
     
  20. Doc

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    Your kidding right! You're mother would be proud!

    I would never drink from the same cup as my dog.
     
  21. Baywriter

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    Of course I haven't done that! Right... Never in my life... Nope...

    I would never stalk someone just because they thought I was a stalker...again...
     
  22. Doc

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    Since when is hanging out in front of someone's house for a week considered stalking. I had to ask the judge that. She knew she wanted me. She just wouldn't say it.
    Anyway, I'm better now.

    True or False: You really don't want to work a job that's why you write?
     
  23. Baywriter

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    False. I write because I love it.

    True or False: You have a secret stash of candy in your room?

    Edit: What game are we playing? xD
     
  24. Doc

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    Not anymore. How did yo know it was there?

    True or False: You plan on finishing a manuscript within the next 90 days?
     
  25. Doc

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    I thought you knew. I'm drunk it's not my fault.
     

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