The "I would never" game

i have played songs that way





i would never think about getting a mac pc

 

I might.

I would never jump on a laptop.

 

i want to jump on my laptop and yours




i would never make any stupid senseless comments for no reason whatsoever at all unless really really uncalled for and blame someone else like you puting up the next post but please no stupid senseless comments unless i say because i am the ruler so you have to obey me so listen up and do what i say

 

.......false

I wundur wat wud make fer a stoopid coment....

Got it. I wud never do wut Dcara sez.

 

False.

I would never be fun of my religion.

 

nor would I

I would never eat ice cream with hot chilli mustard! <icky>

 

i have



i would never make fun of anybody who look like an idiot and point at them just to make others laugh at YOU!!


look i found the shift button

 

Hmm...true.

I would never let Dcara take over this board.

 

Nope. Remember the old saying, 'If you want something doing properly, do it yourself!'




I would never gouge out one of my own eyes out of boredom.

 

True.

I would never eat my fingers in tension.

 

neither would i

i woud never intentionally overdose on pain meds that i am medicating with for myself

 

Erm...no?




I would never allow myself to become addicted to an opiate.

 

neither would i

i would never do drugs

 

Haven't.


I would never be caught wearing balloon pants.

 

lol neither would i

i would never die without a good cause

 

i have died for no cause






i would never make 4 dates with 3 women in a week and not tell them about it

 

Nope.




I would never make soup our of my own blood.

 

Duh-uh.

I would never tell my father my secrets.

 

Probably not.




I would never tell my curtains my secrets.

 

I don't even have curtains.


I would never live in a house not painted a bright color.

 

i would

i would never be caught wearing a bright color

 

False.

I would never lie to my husband except to prevent quarrels.

 

i wouldnt because, well, i wouldnt ever have a husband

i would never allow myself to ever again be taken advantage of

 

Probably.

I would never marry against my will.

 

Nope.




I would never marry for anything other than love.