The "I would never" game

Would and do own guns.


I would never put my socks on backwards.

 

I would, and come March and my birthday I will - an air rifle is sort of a gun...anyway I'll just be shooting targets as one of the possibilities that I am considering joining when I'm older is the army as a helicopter pilot and you never know...

I could never kill any mammals with my bare hands

 

I couldn't. I am even more likely to take a spider outside than squish him. Oh, and since Foxee got skipped.. I don't wear my socks backwards either.

I wouldn't be a soldier (they wouldn't want me)

 

I would be if the situation was really dire, I guess, but I don't think they'd want me, either!


I'd never swing from a chandelier.
(sadly, afraid of heights and I know I'd get in trouble)

 

i would as long as there's nothing sharp under me...

i would never climb a tree naked...

 

Hm...I'm not gonna say that I never would because just about the time you say that THEN you get into an impossible situation that REQUIRES you to climb a tree naked or there will be Dire Consequences.


I would never sell my husband on Ebay.

 

neither would I... I might need a favor from your husband someday...

i would never dance on top of a bar...

 

I have...and flashed my butt to boot. Don't mix alcohol, anti depressants, and cold medicine. Promise me.

I would never make a quilt by hand..not enough patience.

 

me neither, and never will. It takes too long and the end result wouldn't be good compared to bought ones...


I would never tie up my sheets and climb out of a third + story window

 

i promise you, Carmina... and i would totally do the sheets outta the third story...

i would never poke an outlet with a fork...

 

...unless I was really, really desperate for entertainment.


I would never try to keep a real mouse on a mouse pad.

 

a thrillseeker, eh?...

real mouse on the mouse pad?... i'll pass...

i would never literally choke a chicken...

 

(stifles laughter...for shame skrbblz)

Neither would I. An axe is quicker.


I would never actually duct-tape children to a wall...although I might think about doing it.

 

ohhhh, you naughty mommy...

skrbblz loves the kids, so no duct-tape from me, either...

i would never drink a glass of raw eggs like on Rocky...

 

Uck, me either.


I would never burn my favorite books.

 

i would if i were freezing my... uhhh... you get the picture...

i would never frost my hair...

 

I have no idea what that means... but I will say yes - for money. Because that is true for most things.

I would never eat something that had been on the floor for more than 3 seconds... lol, 3 second rule.

 

i would, if i were using the 5 second rule... lol...

i would never run with scissors... even now as a grown man, i don't dare...

 

Well if there was $5 in it... nah, that would be irresponsable, and naive. Maybe for 10... naw.

I would never (in my right mind) resort to canibalism.

 

i had a rebuttal for that one, but i'll just say me neither...

i would never try to outrun a mountain lion cub... again... long story, don't ask...

 

It depends on whether it's claws and teeth were developed to a pointy state yet.

I would never dine at a chinese resturant and ask what my meals consisted of. Oh, and I would never order "Chef's surprise," or anything with a similar inclination.

 

First of all, I'm really interested in this story you speak of.

Second, I would if I could run fast... or run more than a few feet before gasping for breath.

I would/will never purposely make someone feel uncomfortable in any type of situation.

(Sorry, I'm still new and don't know how to delete a post, but this was in response to sprb skrbblz post, not Benska's.)

 

hahahahaha... perhaps in due time, my friend... you were actually supposed to answer benska's... i'll answer both tho...

if i had to ask what was in the chinese food, i would leave it there and not pay for it...

the uncomfy thing... depends on if they're acting like a jerk...

i would never change clothes in a phone booth...

 

I have high hopes of becoming the next Superman... but in woman form. But not Superwoman. So yes, I would change in a phone booth.

However, I would never eat moldy food.

 

I would if it were opaque.

I would not use the toilet in that phone booth-like cubicle in the middle of a busy street whose walls are one-sided mirrors. It would be like really awkward... though they can't see you... It'd still be extremely odd.

THIS WAS TO SPRB'S POST. ...I would not eat moldy food inder any circumstances.