The "I would never" game

(thanks for the complements...I like to photoshop my selfportraits and make myself look weird)

I wouldn't either. Poor fishies.

I would never leave my dog outside all alone all day.

 

Never! I my doggy =D.

I would never let my dog lick me in the mouth :S

 

i wouldn't let your dog lick me in the mouth either...

i would never think Carlos Mencia is funny...

 

me neither

I would never join a hijacking of a ship...

 

i would in a movie if the lead hijacker was played by halle berry...

i would never get a tattoo of a girl's (or guy's) name on me...

 

me neither...it's weird.

I would never do drugs (like weed and cocaine and whatnot)

 

Nor would I.

I would never...seek revenge on an ex.

 

success is the best revenge...

i would never toss a dwarf...

 

Neither would I, because he would cut you...

I would never mow the lawn in my birthday suit...

 

Double posted.

 

depends on my neighbors...

i would never jump off a bridge...

 

damn double post...

 

Only if I were bungy jumping, which I wouldn't do.

I would never bungee jump.

 

lol... ok, Carmina... i would, tho...

i would never throw up in the bathtub... no matter how drunk i get...

 

I wouldn't get drunk enough to throw up I the bathtub...but I also don't have a bathtub...

I would never hunt or be cool dating or being close friends with someone who did.

 

so we can't kick it?... i'm jk, i don't hunt animals...

i would never run towards the light...

 

no.....perhaps skip though, if i felt enlightened or something

i would never eat a kangaroo

 

I am a vegetarian. Kangaroo is OFF the menu unless I am starving in the middle of the Outback and a kangaroo drops dead in front of me.

I would never get a tattoo on my face.

 

me neither..some tattoos that are on arm or back are okay if they're good and relatively small, but face?!?! No!!

I would never pledge allegiance to the USmassmurderingA

 

I would and have. I am an American after all. I just leave out the Under God part.

I would never take illegal narcotics.

 

me neither

I would never have a fire in the dry season by a forest (anywhere south of England...our summer is not hot but wet)

 

Under normal circumstances I wouldn't.

I would never shop lift.

 

i wouldn't anymore... i was young and stupid once...

i would never bring a knife to as gunfight...

 

Nor would I.

I would never get into a gunfight

 

nor would i... **looks away and whistles**

i would never cheat on Halle Berry... how dumb was that?...