The "I would never" game

Nor would I. The topic seems stuck...

I would never fish with dynamite

 

No.




I would never fish.

 

I enjoy fishing - freshwater only.

I would never base jump

 

Hmmm. Probably not, but then again, I might.




I would never hit someone without a reason.

 

I have and will do it again.

I would never cut off my foot and call myself a hero.

 

That just seems bizarre....




I would never call myself a hero.

 

Unless, of course, it's a super hero. Wonder woman saves the day again. Yippee

I would never get on a train without paying first.

 

Lol. I have, and probably will again.




I would never run upstairs when there was a serial killer in the house.

 

I would if the house was on a steep hill and the exit was upstairs.

I would never be able to live without coffee.

 

Me neither.




I would never drink tea.

 

I only drink good tea, not the Orange Pekoe bilge. My favorite is Lapsang Souchong, a smoky black tea with a complex aroma.

I would never put milk, lemon, or sugar in tea.

 

I wouldn't either, I'm intollerant to two of those and the sugar would ruin the flavour.

I would never be able to live without doughnuts.

 

I could. Donuts hit my stomach with an audible "Thud"

I would never be able to give up hot peppers

 

I'm not wild about spicy foods.




I would never be able to give up chinese food.

 

I could, but I'd prefer not to!

I would never eat long pork

 

As I've already said, I'd try it if I had the opportunity.




I would never sell my own organs.

 

Me neither...

I would never cheat on a serious exam

 

Probably not.




I would never go on Big Brother.

 

Me neither.

I would never eat human faeces

 

If you're Hannibal Lector you would


I would never streak down the street

 

Done that, long ago.

I would never eat feces, human or otherwise

 

No way.




I would never take heroin.

 

Neither would I

I would never slice my own Fugu

 

Heh. Reminds me of a Simpsons episode. And neither would I



I would never eat any of my own cooking.

 

I do so very frequently. Hasn't killed me yet!

I would never feed chocolate to a dog or cat.