The I'm Weirder Than You Game.

I'm weirder than you because rather than say "optimist" or "pessimist" or "cynic" or "realist" I call myself a "complexist." (What a nutter )

 

I'm weirder than you because I have an obsession of sorts with Vincent Van Gogh and have had it since I was about 7. I have also cried myself to sleep more than once thinking about him and how sad his life was...

Beat that

 

I'm weirder than you because I'm an Australian with a distaste for alcohol.

 

I am weirder than you: I like to listen to classical music while driving like a maniac and having road rage.

 

Am i the only one who pictured this?

 

I am weirder than you: I can have a completely rational conversation about XYZ, then stumble off and have a nonsensical misadventure. (Sometimes both at once)

 

I am weirder than you because last night, while at an intimate party with friends, I locked myself in my friend's pantry and drank tea for 15 minutes.

 

Marry me.

 

(Oops, double posted)

 

I'm weirder than you because I still can't put stuffed animals given to me after the age of 20 in the closet, because Pixar got me all messed up about toys having feelings.

 

I weirder than you because I have full blown conversations by myself all the time.

 

I am weirder than you because I do random happy dances, even if I am all by myself.

 

I'm weirder than you because I used to take showers with my underwear on.

 

I'm weirder than you because I like mayonnaise on my rice.

 

I'm weirder than you because I don't like anything on my rice - not even salt.

 

I'm weirder than you because I'm pretty damn sure that I'm allergic to sun light. (I think this is an actual disease, although I haven't been diagnosed)

P.S. I think I'd get along with all of you pretty damn well...particularly the chap who enjoys speeding while listening to loud classical music. That was me for several years, until I discovered black metal.

 

I'm wider than you because I'm 28 stone and never read the question properly.

 

I'm weirder than you because I NEVER read questions properly & now I'm used to it.

 

I'm weirder than you because I sometimes sleepwalk and do some random stuff while I'm at it.

 

I'm weirder than you because I often sleep with my eyes open.

 

I'm weirder than you because I did once seriously consider building a time machine. I prepared parts and everything. I had clock parts, old motherboards, wires and all sorts. And I was twelve which is embarrassingly old for that kind of thing.

 

I'm weirder than you because, according to a friend, I'm "the rarest stereotype", the lonely rich kid who had fancy lessons growing up. Violin since age three, ballet as a toddler, fencing classes as a teenager, whole life in private school, never even heard modern music until I was maybe 8 or 9 (up til then it was just classical from a local station) finishing school was used as a threat and my mom considered having me be a debutante (thankfully, I wasn't). Yah...my upbringing is the reason I don't fit in with a lot of people, edgelord as that might sound.

 

I'm much weirder than you because, though I know perfectly well what the term edgelord refers to, I have no capacity to relate to the concept or why it's so attractive to some, which is perfectly ironic since this whole thread seems pretexted on said premise.

 

I am weirder than you because when I was 8 years old I wrote in a book from a classmate under heading 'I love this music': "Wellington's victory at Vittoria"

For all weirdos who don't know their classics: Beethoven, Op. 9. My parents were classical fans and I believe I first was introduced to contemporary songs when I was twelve and a new girl moved in one floor above us (we got to be friends).

Sidenote: My classical favourite now is Tanejev, the overture to "Oresteja"

 

I'm weirder than you because in my prayers, I joke with Jesus. Not about him. With him. I think he finds me funny. Or annoying.