The I'm Weirder Than You Game.

I am wierder than you because I am pertified of the sound water makes as it goes down the drain.

 

Hah - I am wierder than you because everytime I visit a shopping centre that I haven't been to before I automatically assess it's capacity to withstand a zombie onslaught.

 

I'm weirder than you because every time I speak I feel compelled to punch MYSELF in the face

 

That really is wierd!!! YOU NUT! I'm wierder than you because I just am!

 

I'm weirder than you because I have anxiety attacks for no apparent reason whatsoever.

 

I'm weirder than you because I hate shopping and I feel like I'm being slowly suffocated by the society and people I'm forced to comply with.

 

^ I am wierder than you because when I get a really bad cough I can get rid of it by drinking beer.

 

Absis Minas please be careful and remember that younger people do read the forums too. I'll let you off this time but just be aware of this. Thanks.

 

^I am weirder than everyone cause I am eating a liquorish toasted sandwhich and it is RELLY YUMMO! mmmmm

 

im weirder than you because i like to drink cold milk while taking a bath

 

^I am wierder than you because I can tie myself in a knot

 

^ How???
I'm weirder than you because I dream sequels to the previous night's dreams sometimes.

 

Not sure really how I do it ^ ^ but it looks funny as heck so I never show anyone. It amused my son when he was really little.

^I am wierder than you cause I can make every compliment sound like an insult

 

^ lol
I am weirder than you because I can do the opposite- Make an insult sound like a compliment. I use this when faced with an opponent who has to resort to dirty words in an argument. Confuses the hell out of him/her and gives me ample time to slip away before he/she realises what I meant.

 

^I am wierder than you cause I can confuse absolutely anyone and everyone. Evidence is all over the forum LOL ^ ^

 

^Erm.. are you forgetting my conversations???


I'm wierder than you because my boyfriend can withstand my massive mood swings! (hmm, maybe that makes my bf wierder than you....)

 

lol DOZ

^ I am wierder than you cause I can actually understand you when you are trying to confuse me with your confusion of being confused over confusion

 

I'm weirder than you because I find lizards and chameleons very very cute and comic looking.

 

^I am wierder than you because I have wierd arm hair. (I'm reaching here..)

 

I am weirder than you because I have to turn the lightswitches on and off twice before I can leave a room.

 

I am weirder than you because I eat cactus.

 

I'm weirder than you because I think 300 is flipping awesome.

 

I'm weirder than you 'cause I didn't find Sin City gory.

 

I'm weirder than you because gory deaths cause me to laugh out loud.

 

I can top all of you.

I am weirder than you because a few years ago I barked and growled at a priest.

Full story: I was with some friends at the movies. We were playing some games inside and we got bored so we decided to leave. We go outside and there is this priest preaching outside. I hate it when they do that. Christianity was built on good and acceptance. Dont force your beliefs on others. Telling them thier going to hell. That is disgusting. So a few of my friends dared my to go tell the guy off. Well it escilated with each friend daring me to do something more extreme. The final result. My friend Bek wrote 666 on my cheeks in pen. An upside down pentical on my forehead. (Please forgive me all wiccans. I know its not a sign of evil. But penticals really piss of christians. I was young.) and I was crawling around barking hissing and growling at the guy. He started yelling "Do Not believe this! The devil is trying to trick you." It was a riot.