The New Cookie Jar

This is our new cookie jar. It begins preloaded with cookies, but has the best security magical technology can devise.

In order to take a cookie, you must first add a cookie, or something else of equal value.

Trying to circumvent the security will result in erosion of your souls and a horrible death within 21 hours (hey, that's just teh way the magic worked out!) However, you are always free to deposit a goody in the jar without taking anything out.

I baked cookies this weekend, so I have prestocked the jar with half a dozen oatmeal raisin cookies, and half a dozen chocolate chunk Toll House cookies.

 

any one watching their weight try the peanut butter cookies no sugar in them at all.

 

Hey! You promised me a cookie, Cogito!

 

Ooooow mmmm Cookies. Scoff mmmm munch ka-runch. Yup If I catch any one pinching the cookies I'll Mmmmm yums Ka-Runch. So no pinching now. Owww choc chip cookies. Mmmmmmm.

 

And there are cookies, Banzai. So, what will you add to the jar for the fresh, warm cookie?

 

Scoff Mmmm add whats this add thingy. lol

 

Hey Cog did you remember to add a bit of xlax to your cookies. just to deter filching?

 

Nope, the jar's magic alone does that. Filchers die a horrible, soulless death.

Anyone can have a cookie, but they better leave something of equal or greater value in its place.

 

Here's twenty pesos! *Takes two cookies*

 

Hmm. I don't have any pesos.

I deposit a date nut bar, abnd take a ten peso note for my money colelction.

!Gracias!

 

I will sell you my soul for a cookie.

 

The jar closes tightly.

A soul is only of value to he or she whose soul it is.

Cherish your soul.

 

Does the jar take hats?

 

I have a very nifty USB powered fan I would swap for a cookie

 

COOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I will add tim tams then take two out. Is that ok??? I looove cookies!

 

I give you my students will to learn. Most of them don't need it.
Takes 3 of the chocolate cookies.

 

Raven stop eating all the cookies damn it! Some of those Cogito actually put in there for me damn you! Not happy and by the way can I have my rock back now please, you've had it long enough!

 

I'll take your students will to learn cause I need it. Oh right I gotta give something. Deposites a Fedora and an exact replica of the pope's hat!

 

I will add 3 white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. They are vaccum sealed in case anyone has nut allergies. I will only take one oatmeal raison cookie....(hoping they have cinnamon in them.)

 

Oh I need a new Fedora.
Deposits a student (one of the small ones) and pulls out the fedora.

 

I don't like cookies and I wanted the fedora.
I get the next fedora and I will give 4 doz. oatmeal coconut chocolate stove top cookies

 

Can I trade Banzai for a cookie?

 

Puts back the fedora, and pulls out an i.o.u. for 1 stove top cookie.

 

Sorry i need the Pope's hat back (He's not happy me me )

Puts a fedora in the jar for lessa, inserts a grizzly bear, and takes the pope's hat.

*Inserts hat into box and mails it back to the Vatican*

 

I will take my bear rifle out and load it before I take any fedora or cookie from that jar.
I am a good shot but somebody else will have to clean it.