Throws in (politician of your choice) to assist Colbert. I promise to throw in something nice after the bear is gone to make up for contaminating the jar.
Removes Grizzly Bear corps. Stephen Colbert leaves jar and inserts authintic Jack Thompson belts and boots.
No, you can't chocolate bear! I, however, can and will trade you for a cookie *puts adamant into the jar, and takes out a cookie*
Yeah I thought you'd come back with a comment like that Raven...you know I am attavhed to that rock so give it back or...or...or else! ><
if he has eaten it are you sure you want it back??? make sure to sterilize the small bits and pieces, please.
This is a very big jar indeed! I will deposite a chocolate mud cake sealed in an explosive protectan case and leave with nothing. I will take what I need later on. Oh wait, Adamant, you might want to get out of the jar.. *drops in hand grenade*
<bursts into tears> Oh I do hope he hasn't eaten my rock! Everyone knows how much that rock meant to me and Dom dropped an anvil on my piece of paper so at the moment I am trying to hide behind a blade of grass, which is kind of working...I want my rock though And I want one of those cookies Cogito cooked yesterday cause they sounded really yummy and he made 3 batches as well. But the second lot went into the bath before the oven! So I will leave...a Bundaberg RUm in its place it's all I have lol
Torana I was hoping to give you a replacement for your rock. An Anvil is even heavier then a rock is so its harder to steal. Sheesh try to be nice to someone and this is the thanks I get. I'm going to put my anvil in the cookie jar and pull out the first cookie I can get.
No no no no no no no no no no no no! I thought you were just trying to kill my piece of paper! I will take the anvil until such time as my rock is returned to me thank you very kindly Domoviye. It is just squishy under there cause it is a flat surface instead of being all lumpy....the lumps give air pockets you know and crevices to stash coo......drinks into!
THIS IS A COOKIIEEEE JAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR NOT A ROCK JAR! please keep the thread on topic thank-- Oh gawd I can't finish it! *locks self in jar*
hehehehe I thread jacked again lol oops my bad..... <puts in imaginary money and pulls out a very yummy orange choc chip cookie and does a runner> hahahahahhahahahaha
Aw! Does putting in monopoly money count? *Puts the dosh in. retrieves a lollypop and gives it to Dom!*
I put in the entire membership of the writers forum and take out what is left of my sanity. evil laugh as she goes and does the dishes and bakes more cookies.
OK maybe not the entire membership. I have decided to not lock up the entire membership. you are all crazy as loons and saying so, you are all welcome to come eat cookies at my house any time. and yes I take out nothing.
