The not happy thread

Another rejection letter. *sigh*

 

From/for where/what?

 

Ah, just a Budgens being opened round the corner from my house, but it's like the 6th I've got in the last month. Including one from McDonalds.

 

Sorry to hear that, Xeno. I'm sure something better will come along anyway.

I woke up last night to severe muscle spasms in my right calf. It was so bad that I had to just lay there, stiff as a board and grit my teeth while gripping the sheets. It still hurts to walk on it, I think I somehow pulled something.

 

I know the feeling Xeno.

I've given up the job hunt here, and am searching for vacancies down in Brighton for when I go back, now.

 

My best friend is getting a few teeth pulled for the sake of helping her invisalign straighten her teeth a little bit faster, even though it would do all the straightening with those teeth intact. And I honestly don't know why, but that really made me mad. I couldn't finish the conversation. Really weird.

 

Saturday Anger!

Here at work, on saturdays some telephone companies have on call techs that will come out to customer's houses and fix them if they're having trouble.

Usually, I send the ticket, then call the on call tech's cell phone and tell them that so and so needs help.
They then call the customer and go from there.

I hate when people call in for help, I make a ticket, call the on call tech, etc.
Then about 20 minutes later, the customer calls back in saying they missed a call from the on call tech. So I have to make another ticket because they didn't answer their god damned phone! Just to call the on call tech again to tell them that the customer is now ready to accept their call...Good lord, people!

Here's logs from an actual IRC conversation I had with a tech who had one such customer:

[10:06] <tech> - Customer missed a call. She thinks it might've been the local office tech.
[10:06] <tech> TT was created today.
[10:06] <tech> - Contacted lead tech (RobertSt)
[10:06] <RobertSt> tell to answer her god damn f***ing phone when it god damn f***ing rings
[10:06] <tech> ok
[10:06] <RobertSt> make another ticket...
[10:07] <tech> i'll tell her
[10:07] <RobertSt> I hate people

 

My rats may have an upper respiratory illness. Fantastic. :/

 

My most heartfelt sympathies. I also hate people.

 

We need to create a fraction (Society/people) Hsters. Sadly, that would involve some form of interaction i suppose.


I just lost a cookie to my coffee (yes im a dunker) Its lost for good. The coffee is now ruined.

 

I'm so tired and cranky but I can't f#cking nap because the idiot next door's kid won't shut.the.hell.up. All it does is SCREAM and SCREAM and he thinks that taking her outside to scream louder is gonna really help.

They're too arrogant to even say hello or introduce themselves, but they don't mind moving in and having either very loud/fake sex and massive arguments on their doorstep.

I swear if I hear one more peep out of those obnoxious people I'm gonna kill them.

 

Oh my god, do I feel for you. Back when I lived in an apartment, I was on the middle floor. I'm pretty sure the young couple up above me's day schedule consisted of fight, sex, fight, sex, fight, sex. All day long. The people below me either had loud, loud bass playing or were having sex in their bathroom.

Since the bathrooms are directly stacked on top of each other with vents connecting them, you can pretty much hear anything the person above or below you is doing as if they were in the same room. From pot, to sex, to gross bowel movements.

Man, was I glad to get out of that place.

Edit: Also, the police were there for domestic disturbance reports at least once a week.

 

Please do. One step closer to a better world.

 

Oh my God I couldn't stand that, you poor thing, hah.

Yeah these guys really irritate me - one minute she's slinging his clothes out onto the pavement and shouting at him and the next all you can hear is her quacking like a goose from their bedroom window, as though she was trying to say to the entire street 'Look! see! we're a sexually active couple! Isn't that something to be jealous of?!' -_- kill me now.

 

I think the ideal solution would be a well-timed RPG through said bedroom window.


That or get the mad pair from across the road involved, and make the fights really interesting

 

LOL oh my god, Jill and Gobsh!te VS the agressive nymphomaniacs.

I'm betting on Gobsh!te and Jill, plus their cat.

 

And the useless son

 

LOL.

*Stands there looking gormless*

'Mum.'

/bitchslapping on the floor

'Mum.'

'MUM. what ya doooooing?'

'WHAT THE BLOODY 'ELL DO YOU FINK I'M DOOOIIIINNNNGGGG.'

*storms off* *Son goes in other Gobsh!te's house instead of mums* *Gobsh!te knocks on her door*

'YOU CAN 'AVE YA CAT BACK JILL I DON'T WANT IT.'


That was hilarious LOL.

And we will never know why the cat was involved....eeesh. One of life's mysterys.

 

Well you know my theory.


I'm not sure I'd be allowed to say it on the forum though.

 

You're sick. sick in the HEAD.


Still Matt, we could always provide competition for next door's noise eh? Hey-hey-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

 

Good idea. Get some kazoos and two megaphones. Just use the kazoos to hum The Entertainer into megaphones.

Works like a charm. Every time.

 

Sounds like a plan

 

Yeah, but where are we gonna get the screaming kid from?

ahahaa.

*Badom-TISH*

 

I can think of a way.


Might take a while though.
Like 9 months.

 

Lmao. The Kazoo Jam will commence at 12 midnight tonight!