The Not Happy Thread

What's a sphincter?

 

You don't have to go to his house if you don't want to. Is that an option? I'm sure none of us mind giving you support, I just worry because I know how nasty people on the internet can get. But as long as you don't let that kind of thing get to you (and I've seen you cope really well on the forum), it's all good

 

A sphincter says what?

 

Yes and no. I guess it is, but I would feel guilty because I'm all he's got and he'd probably try to get back at mom and I. On the other hand, I remember how terrible I feel having to go there. I really don't want to do it.

At least I always have you guys, my phone to text Mom and my best friend, Tamaki, Haruhi, Yukine, Tohru, Usagi, Mamoru, Jace, Clary, Simon, Isabelle, Alec, Magnus and the rest of my fictional friends to keep me company!

 

Problematic parents often put their children in a position where the children feel responsible for how the parents feel, but have no real influence over it. It's a pointless guilt.

 

I do know that, but deep down, he's still my dad, I guess. However, the main part of me is winning out in that field

 

He'll always be your dad, no matter what. But anything that reduces bad stress is a good thing

 

Those things are fun!

 

He'll always be your dad, that's true. And that will tear your emotions apart, when he's impersonating the gateway muscle of the anus (sphincter). It's not fair, not that life ever is. On the other hand, life IS fair, because it indiscriminately gifts you with the most odious crap or the most amazing riches, no matter whether you are the worst scum or the most exalted saint. Chaos is the true equalizer, so there's no reason to ask "Why?" for what happens in your life.

He's your dad. Love him and loathe him, it's all good.

 

I have a friend from high school that is now a doctor. I asked him to write me a prescription for sex so I could see if my insurance would cover it. He told me he is a doctor, not a miracle worker.

 

He should have just told you to go f*ck yourself

 

You know there actually are sex therapist that can have sex with their clients for money? True story.

 

Okay, this is more ironic than anything in my mind. We were each given an M&M in choir, to put on our tongue and sing around, but i "inhaled" mine on accident! (no, i did not choke thank goodness) All i could think about at that moment was that how mad i was i didn't get to taste it!

 

Well it's good you didn't choke on it. It seems like a dumb thing for your choir teacher to have you do.

Odd Fact: The human is the only mammal that can not breath and eat at the same time.

 

We were singing improperly and "our tongues were getting in the way" as she put it. thus the M&M's.

 

This sounds like an extremely dangerous exercise your well meaning choir instructor made up. I tried to find anywhere on Google this was cited as a practice technique.

Taking a deep breathe with a small object on the tongue is not smart. Perhaps you might mention to the teacher that a nurse practitioner you told about the practice said it posed a dangerous choking risk.

 

I need to talk or I will explode

Bad day: too much work, problem with the online store (and the unwillingness of support staff in attending me), and stuck with my book because the final text depends of the format (drawings + text) and I don't know what to do :/

I will play TES IV: Oblivion, maybe I fell better killing some bad guys

 

Doctors make me so angry. I have a horrible sinus infection. I mean the kind where the infection has dried up in your sinus canals and is just sitting there growing the bad stuff and the whole side of your face, your ear, and your neck hurts. Well the doctor is so afraid of laws in Kentucky where people make meth, that she still didn't give me Claritin, and just gave me Cephalexin an antibiotic.

 

do you have that "walter white" look?

Don't google it....

 

I have an 8 inch long goatee and my head is pretty much buzzed. I don't care for his style hat though.

 

A sphincter is a little coil of muscle that can tighten and loosen itself. You have them all over your body, mostly where a "valve" would open and close.

The most notable sphincters are the muscles that allow your eyes to dilate.

 

I just ate a bad tasting peanut and ran out of pop to wash it down with. My day is ruined.

 

Is there anything else in the house you can eat to make the taste go away?

Also, I've never heard soda been referred to as pop before.

 

You also didn't know what a sphincter was. You are obviously sheltered!